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hello fellow glasses-wearers, I have made a very important chart. tag yourself

[image ID: a moral alignment chart featuring simple drawings of different ways to push up one’s glasses. lawful good: pushing up the bridge with one finger. neutral good: pushing up the side with the wrist or heel of the palm. chaotic good: using something or someone else to push them up. lawful neutral: pinching both sides. true neutral: pinching one side. chaotic neutral: just throwing your head back. lawful evil: grabbing both sides at once with one hand. neutral evil: scrunching up your nose until they move up. chaotic evil: touching the lenses directly, in parentheses: “cannot be trusted.” end ID]

H-here … it’s for you 🌼

Incorrect quotes pt.4

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: soap, price, gaz, soap, Alejandro, graves, Rodolfo, ghost

Warnings:

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Y/n: dad.. I have something to tell you..

Price: 🤨.. go on

Y/n: I’m gay..

Price: I knew that- I mean, thank you for telling me

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Y/n: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Y/n: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Graves with a gun to y/n’s head*: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Y/n: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Soap: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.

Price: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Graves: Where's 141?

Y/n: They're playing hide and seek.

Graves: Where?

Y/n: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Soap: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Ghost: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Alejandro: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Gaz: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Price: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Y/n: I have emotional scars.

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Graves: I will find the missiles.. AND I WILL-

Y/n: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Y/n: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Ghost: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Soap: FLOOR IT!!

Y/n: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Ghost: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Y/n: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Soap: DO IT!

Ghost: NO-

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Y/n: I'm not doing to well.

Rodolfo: What's wrong?

Y/n:I have this headache that comes and goes.

*graves enters the room*

Y/n: There it is again.

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Y/n: look at us… who would’ve thought? Not me

Soap: what

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FEM ALIGNED DNI

Reblogs are greatly appreciated:)

actually no one is allowed to make fun of transmasc names anymore. i dont care if it's a 13 year old trans boy named after his favorite cartoon or whatever you're not allowed to make fun of trans guys' names

strawbeby 🍓

the beard looks really good on him

literally my favorite type of tweet

Gf and legion sketch i forgot to post

Hello again! It's the anon who sent the deep voiced mreader ask and I want to thank you so much for writing the headcanon! I love it! Is it okay if I request for the same hc but with Alejandro and König with the addition of mreader speaking Spanish and German in his deep voice?

Hope you have a merry Christmas!

You're welcomee <3

Alejandro Vargas + König w/ M!reader who has a deep voice

Warnings: mentions of voice kink

Alejandro

Sucker for your voice

Just loves how deep and raspy it can get

At first he found it hot but later he realizes that it's kind of cute

If it couldn't get any better, you speak spanish as well

Needed a moment to calm down

Especially in the mornings when your voice is lower, whispering into his ear

He was a bit fascinated with your already deep voice but goddamn boy, he didn’t even know it could get lower

"Mi vida" "Amor" "Tesoro"

Just get very poetic with it and he's on his hands and knees

He obviously acts cool when you're around but once you leave he's all giggly and shit

Migh've developed a..uh..you know

voice kink

You just awakened something in him

Your pride can just shoot up because he likes your voice

König

He was a little iffy at first, but somewhere along the lines, he fell in love with it

In the beginning he was a little shy, but he managed to tell you how much he loved your voice

It's just soothing and relaxing

The fact that you can speak German makes it 100% better

Just calling him sweet nicknames while cuddling or whatever

"Liebling" "Engel" "Mein stern"

Looks like an lovestruck puppy

Pulls up an asmr video "You should try that, please"

Really tries to make your conversations longer, so that he can just listen to you talk

Will make you read "A la recherche du temps perdu" by Marcel Prous, no matter how boring or long it is (It has like 4215 pages)

He just feel so at peace while listening to you talk

It's easy to scare him with it too

When he wakes up at night and you wake up too, scaring him with that deep as fuck voice

THIS SCENE WAS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT CALLED BACK TO THE CONVERSATION THEY HAD ABOUT HIS MASK AND IF HE WAS UGLY OR NOT AND HES THERE LIKE "O_O"