Hamilton, George Washington’s Secretary Of The Treasury, Once Lost His Check Book, And Had To Ask For

katya in a nutshell

Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends.

me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

This is a self care curse. Reblog to curse your followers to treat themselves well.♡♡♡

“Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.”

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

sirius carrying remus up from the basement after the full moons and tucking him into bed

harry making bread and butter as sirius sets to tending to remus’ wounds and trying to ease his pain

sirius wrapping remus up in blankets, telling him to sleep and get some rest, as harry creeps into their room with his little plate of food. asking if uncle moony would like something to eat

remus smiling groggily and in pain at harry, muttering a weak ‘prongslet’ with his voice that is hoarse from the night of howling. not being able to keep his eyes open any longer and the last thing he sees before falling asleep from the moon is harry perched on the edge of the bed, with sirius watching the two of them

his family being around him after he had spent the night as something he despises, knowing that they still love him no matter what