Percy: So Let Me Just Get This Clear, Leo Speaks Three Languages, He's Super Tech Savvy, And He's In

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

More Posts from Cloverzzzxd and Others

3 months ago

Why is it that when people try to justify how Will's attractive they always leave out what I view to be the key proof that he's attractive AKA Piper finding him attractive. Like Piper Wasn't even impressed by THE PERCY JACKSON. So if she's calling Will hot you know that face card is lethal.

3 months ago
This Is My Concept Design Of Athena, I Still Want To Improve Some Things, But Until Now This Is The Idea

This is my concept design of Athena, I still want to improve some things, but until now this is the idea that I had

5 months ago

when usamericans try to say they have it as bad as people in the global south it just reveals that they genuinely do not believe or do not comprehend the fact that real people are currently being killed with bombs

3 months ago

conservatives need to get the fuck off of Tumblr, this is NOT your place buddy...

5 months ago
a tweet from Spencer that says what are your pronouns? I'm partial to big dawg
a conversation on a chat system:
"what are your adjectives"
"u mean my pronouns?? "
" no I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?"
"uh idk, what are yours?"
"noisy and chaotic"
" I have never had something go for making no sense to making complete sense so fast"
a tumblr post from homunculus-argument:
don't you worry about my pronouns. my pronouns are pretty standard. worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are ominously, haphazardly, and obliviously.

These posts are cousins to me.

5 months ago

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

3 months ago

"When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."

— Thomas Jefferson

3 months ago

HIYA.

So a lot has gone on in the last little bit. NASA recently was ordered to scrub their site of women's contributions to astronomy and astrophysics, even took down their page celebrating women's history month and all the contributions they've made to NASA. So I did a thing and crawled through the wayback machine to find some articles, and decided to put this right here because fuck the government, fuck the orange in charge who told them to scrub their site, and fuck NASA for throwing their people under the bus and bowing to this authoritarian nonsense. This version of the site still has articles on some important figures like Eileen Collins, the first woman to command a space shuttle, and ISS chief scientist Jennifer Buchli and chief deputy scientist Meghan Everett, who, in their words, "-provide the science strategy and make science recommendations for the International Space Station program, and help make sure all of the science on the International Space Station goes smoothly, from preparing for launch to conducting research on the space station with the scientists and astronauts and returning the science to Earth."

5 months ago

I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.

Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.

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