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Nico preparing for his and Will's first anniversary

Tesla Stock has plumeted 24% in the past month.

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

Ban Bigotry, not Books.

digital illustration of a pile of books that read, ‘ban bigotry not books’ There’s a cat sitting on top.

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

just use the ladder you animals

I’ve said this before in an ask but Nico and Jason have wildly different definitions of “glow in the dark-boyfriend” and it amuses me to no end

Because obviously Will can start glowing like a lamp which is convenient and not in any way inherently dangerous so no warning is needed and Nico doesn’t need to let go of his hand or anything when he does it

But then Leo will go “oh hey I can do that too”, lets go of Jason’s hand and just lights himself on fire without warning

"Will Solace is not a golden retriever. He is, in fact, a ginger cat," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right!" they say. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Rick Riordan himself.

Will Solace calling Octavian an anemic loser as if his boyfriend hasn’t like 50 undiagnosed conditions