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JJK Reverse Harem x chubby/fat reader

No. of words - (6,510)

Characters : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna

You can choose the reader to be 21+,25+, 30+ (really, it’s your choice)

Other characters are 25+

(Well, Sukuna and Choso are more than 1000+ and 150+ years old obviously)

Read the warnings before you click ‘read more’

CW : chubby/fat AFAB reader, they/them pronouns,fluff and not sfw, horny thoughts(wet dreams and fantasies), hurt/comfort, the harem being lil perverts, ooc Sukuna, occasionally(well…ykwim), mentions of feeding (not fetish or a kink, just affectionate gesture), oblivious! Reader, physical violence (not towards the reader), implied male masturbation, genitalia mention, the harem is fucking whipped for chubby reader, occasional bouts of public fatphobia, slight internalized fatphobia (if you squint), reader wears dresses/pants/skirts/thigh-highs etc, reader gets drunk, accidental striptease from reader, not beta read because why the fuck not, kinda rushed towards the end, AU because I said so and I wanna see them smile and be happy :”)

OK, as expected let’s just get into how all of these mfs became whipped for a chubby cutie like you

Disclaimer : all of them crave for your attention

Yeah, some people hide it better.

What am I talking about??? Some??

You know who’s hiding it better, the one who claims he doesn’t play favourites but yet always takes you to bookstores, restaurants, maybe an outing at yours or his favourite cafe with each of your desired items in front of you

Or one of the few people who he tolerates, well more like enjoys, because your presence is so pleasing and he turns so mushy wushy for you

The one who adores your warmth and softness against the coldness and roughness that the world possessed

Who loves to hold your chubby hand when you initiate the gesture, the only hint of him liking your affections being a brief dusting of pink across his sharp cheekbones

You already got the person, I know

Yep, exactly, it’s Nanami Kento

The stoic faced ex-businessman-turned-jujutsu sorcerer who absolutely adores the way your pretty eyes squeeze shut because whenever you smile, your chubby cheeks poof up making him want to absolutely cup your round face and kiss your breath away

But he won’t tho, because he knows he has competition :(

But he really really really really wants to make you his :(

His plump cutie who kisses him everytime he returns home from draining missions and let him ask to be smothered between your thick thighs

Or fuck, just sit on his sculpted face and let him pamper your supple body with his tongue fucking into your tight hole

Kento drowning in your essence and suffocating between your thighs is his go-to way to reach his climax when he has R-rated thoughts about you

He needs you so fucking bad it’s not even funny

Now, Gojo Satoru

Yeah, he’s a whore

But only for you :(

He absolutely digs it whenever a sliver of your skin is exposed

Your skirt rode up and now your doughy thighs are showing with cellulite just etched onto it??? He wanna grab and chomp

Your shirt rode up exposing your belly and stretch marks?? He wanna lick the rivulets on your skin and make your chubby self squirm until you beg that you want his sharp tongue somewhere else (your pussy)

Your shirt comes down a bit, exposing your bra-clad chest due to it being weighed down by water because it suddenly rained and you ran outside to frolic in it?? Suffocate his sculpted face between them, pls, he doesn’t wanna breathe :(

Getou Suguru, my artistic mans

Now I headcanon that Getou knows how to draw and sketch, so he spends a lot of time sketching your plump frame :(

Of course, he will never show you his sketchbook with only your pictures in it

But Gojo found it tho lmaoooo

The blue-eyed sorcerer relentlessly teased him for it too

Getou just huffed and took it away from his hands because well, it was you, wasn’t it?

He could never wanna tarnish you, not in pictures or face to face

You were his beloved muse, unbeknownst to you

Your enchanting smile, the way your clothes billow all over or stick to all your plush goodness

The way your chubby cheeks go smush when you rest them on your palm

The way your cute round toes wiggle when you place them on his lap

The way your supple calves jiggle when you walk (fucker walks right behind you, same as Gojo)

The way you hug his tall frame from behind (and Getou revelling in your softness) before he tickles the soft palms of your hands making you adorably squeal and run away

The way he wants to leave marks from his teeth and hands all over the expanse of your lush body

The way he fantasizes about it in the late nights while he languidly strokes his aching cock muffling his moans onto a pillow

Yeah, bby, he’s hooked into you

Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses

Yeah, he’s an ass towards you at first

Well, not mocking or making fun of your weight per say, more like telling you how he can handle you with just one hand thank you very much

You, in your good sense of humour, rarely pay any attention to the curse and the said curse was becoming desperate at this point lmaooo

Sukuna : If you are feeling scared to sit on me because you are worried about being heavy, honestly that's a joke in itself, heh! Well, just know that I can sit your ample form on my shoulders and run at an incredible speed. Or you know 👀👀

You, who is tryna drink water in peace and having no time for his BS : Shut up Sukuna, I will just sit on top of you!

Sukuna, very amused : Is that a promise, my lil chubby bunny?

Cue you, walking away from him fed up with his swag and shit while he stares at how your wide hips sway from side to side, tantalizing him

Sukuna is a jerk (affectionate), nonetheless.

Always grabbing you by the scruff of your neck with his big palms (like a mama leopard picking their cubs UWU) and admiring the squeak that comes out of your cute mouth while he pulls you closer to his smirking face

Thirsty ass boi ><

This mf is so sneaky, you never hear him coming up behind you

He literally pulls you towards him by wrapping his strong arms around your plush middle

He enjoys the way your softness trembles against his rock hard body

He really wants to see you squirm and whimper and just fucking moan under his touch when he pinches and squeezes every ounce of fat on your body

He doesn’t go that far, but settles for when he squishes your round cheeks making you pucker your lush lips at him, twinkling eyes staring up at his imposing figure

He is obsessed with watching your thick thighs jiggle whenever you wear shorts in his vicinity. Fucker bites his lips so hard. Looks like the fuckboi emoji if you catch him staring at you

Man has no shame at all lmaoooo

Especially when he indulges in his fantasies of him just eating you out from behind, suffocated by your ass and pillowy thighs and chubby mound that he ends up cumming on himself most nights……well, who am I kidding, it’s every night

Now Choso <3

He’s a lovely lovely man, ugh :(

So fond of you, always has a sprinkle of blush on his cheeks whenever you are in his vicinity

He adores your smiles, the way you slip your round hands into his calloused ones

The way you hold his face in your soft palms and caress his cheeks

The way you laugh around him, the way he observes how your supple body jiggles when you express your joy whether it was from a silly video on your phone, a book, seeing Gojo mess with Nanami and caresses your rounded sides making you settle back into the black haired man’s body (Nanami will pretend to be annoyed but then look over the newspaper just for him to melt when he sees you absolutely enjoying yourself, ugh :( he’s so whipped)

Or even if you fall asleep on Choso, he will maneuver your round frame in a way that you now lie on his chest

He’s so calmed down by your breathing

Fuck, you are so somft, and Choso just melts from the closeness that you naturally allowed in your own way

He is caressing the rolls over your clothes and relishes the warmth emanating from your plush body

You would feel much more ravishing when he turns you into a boneless pile of goo from how many times he made you cum

And I OOP-

0 to 100 real quick, Choso <3

Thank God, he has a blood manipulation technique so he is able to stave off his erection. For now

He will satiate his dirty thoughts about you riding him and kissing him tenderly before he takes control and proceeds to ravage you until you cry when he’s alone

He wants to spurt his cum over your belly and thick thighs

To make you cum until you are craving for him with your soul

To paint your chest with his capitulation, watching it roll down between the crevices of your body

He feels so guilty when he thinks about you like that, but as long as you don’t know about it, it’s fine, right?

You are one oblivious chubby bunny, oh my goodness

These fine-ass men are fighting tooth and nail for your attention and affection

You just chalk up their affection to their job because they are involved in a risky profession so they want to make use of their time with you

Living their best life as much as they can

They couldn't possibly be attracted to you, right?

WRONG

They are dead-set to have you in their lives, whether they emerge a winner or not, they want you to be in their life so bad

Bunny, they would pay you to get involved in every crevice of their lives

But of course, you don’t know shit about their competition so you just continue hanging out with them, as usual

Well, having one of them with you when hanging out is itself a guard dog situation. They will absolutely subtly glare at anyone who dared to approach you and ask for your number

Well, they can’t exactly blame the people either. You are just existing looking all soft and cute, with bountiful curves for days, turning interested heads wherever you go and they do nothing but silently fume T_T

But on the off chance, some dickhead or asshole dares to fat-shame you or give you weird looks because you happen to be eating or look at your phone or because of your attire (frankly why are people so concerned about what fat people wear, jeez!)

Or just walk up to you when you are coming out of the restroom

Well, often times you ignore and walk right past them to make way to your company and drag them away with you despite your companion telling you that they can kick the jerk’s ass

Lord, if someone makes you cry in public because of the sharp-edged brutalized insults…….rip to that person, you might as well order their coffin

Whether it’s a single person, like let’s just go with a one or two sentence elaboration

Nanami Kento - is READY TO FIGHT. He would squeeze the bastard’s shoulder and make them kneel on the ground in front of you and demand that they apologize to you. Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes his angel feel bad about themselves, especially for something such as physical appearance. He gives a final warning before pulling him up and pushing him out of your view. Gives you a hug and rubs your rounded shoulders to calm you down. Even presses his forehead against yours before placing a kiss there to make you smile.

Gojo Satoru - is MENACING. The moment he sees the incident he is already behind you giving the most scariest glare to the fucking bastard who dared to hurt the strongest sorcerer’s sweet lil mochi. Immediately grabs the attacker’s collar and threatens to apologize to his friend (love of his life, but let’s move on). The one who insulted you is trembling about to pee himself from how tight Gojo’s grip was. Gojo was this close to blasting their head off into the orbit before he heard a slew of apologies from the jerk’s mouth. Pushing him away, he grabbed you and glared at the dickhead one more time before he left with you. Places your head against his chest and rubs your back slowly and softly to subdue your cries.

Getou Suguru - is CALM but MENACING. His smile sends tremors through the bastard’s soul and before they even realize they are on the ground, their shoulders feeling heavy, their eyes watering. Getou calmly demands that they apologise lest he makes them suffer for even breathing with ill intentions towards you. Won’t stop until you hold his arms with your round hands and tells him to let go. Getou does let go but only after 30 seconds more all the while wiping your tears away with his slender fingers and kissing your chubby cheeks.

Ryomen Sukuna - yeah, that guy’s dead. No but seriously, the guy wouldn’t know what hit him before he’s flying into a wall. Before any more damage can be done, you are dragging Sukuna away from the scene. He wanted to go back and give a piece of his mind again but then he hears sniffles from his chubby bunny :( He abruptly stops walking, making you squeak and tumble back towards his strong body. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he mumbles into your neck that whatever that asshole said wasn’t true and that you are beyond his wildest definitions of an angel. Wipes your tears away and cups your chubby cheeks before nuzzling his nose against yours

Choso Kamo - Bruv, this man sees RED and proceeds to make him faint by manipulating his blood.He spikes the blood in his body and slightly drains the blood from his cranial area. Your chubby self is literally standing there shocked while the one who insulted you is lying on the ground. Choso just calmly walks towards you and holds his hand towards you, prompting you to step over the man. He would try to calm your tears down by rubbing your neck and kissing your forehead. He would start kissing your pudgy fingers and attempt to make you giggle by blowing on them. When you finally do giggle, he reminds you that as long as you let him, he would always be your knight in shining armour.

If it’s all of them…….yeah…..they gone bruh. You got this whole squad of bodyguards who are ready to just lie down on the ground just so you would step on them.

The moment anybody tries to cross with you, bro….yeah, they better run.

You got five pairs of eyes looking at the asswipe like they are about to turn him into ashes from their stare

Five very tall and strong men, ready to destroy and burn the world if it means that you are safe and happy, looking at this ratboi daring him, taunting him to say anything that would ruin your mood

The person scuttles away before even telling you anything

You are just perplexed on what just happened (bby just turn back, you will know the reason)

Back to fluff (and naughty bits)

As I have said before, Ryomen Sukuna is a menace.

You would be just chilling on the couch when the King of Curses plops down right beside you and stares at you

You are used to this behaviour so you pay him no attention and continues doing what you were doing whether that be looking through your phone, watching a movie or reading a book

He wants your attention, so what does he do, he picks your supple calves from the ground and places it on his lap

You just raise your eyebrow at him while he smiles and runs his nails on the sensitive skin making you shudder softly

Taking note of this, he will pull you closer and closer until he just lifts you and puts you on his lap

From then, he will knead your belly, your bulged out hips, your doughy thighs and even your plump arms

You will just sigh in glee and settle into him even more comfortably

Well, from what you have heard, Sukuna used to be a human before becoming the King of Curses

Maybe he was just craving what he may have lost on, to get a sense of familiarity maybe?

Yeah, that was it.

You were wrong.

Okay, well not completely wrong. But well, he wanted to know what parts on your round body made you squirm with delight

So he began poking and gently slapping your generous parts to watch them jiggle

Yeah man, he’s entranced by your jiggle. Not in a weird way, but just….he loved seeing how your fat bubbles between his fingers and well, he wished you were jiggling while you were underneath or above him as well. Oh yeah, he would be down for that.

Shit, nope, he can’t get hard now

Well, taking note of the soft pats and hits against your softness, you asked him what he was doing to which he just told you to mind your own business and blushed 50 different shades of red

You just giggled and laid against his chest before falling asleep shortly after

Nanami is the type to want you to sit on the counter while he makes food

Ever since you came into his life, he got the idea that peace is not necessarily only enjoying time alone but it can also be enjoying and cherishing time with people they love and care about as well

Well, in your case, you were pretty oblivious to his, well (not just his, you got a harem bby, did you forget?) affections towards you, he did take full advantage of it, in his own Nanami way

Cooking!! Bro, that’s his extension of his love for you

So, while you sit on the counter sneakily eating the tomatoes or cucumbers or carrots

Even a bit of the dessert or, knowing Nanami, desserts

Nanami knows but he still lets you get away with it because it’s you :(

If Gojo entered the kitchen Nanami tells him to go away lmaoo I am cryin-

Just straight up throws a spare apron towards the sorcerer and tells him to get out of the kitchen-

The scene makes you laugh making the tip of Nanami’s ears turn red

Clearing his throat, he turned towards you only to see you putting a lil dollop of whipped cream that you scooped with your forefinger

GODDDDDDDDDDD

You with your chubby cheeks and soft belly pooching out of your shorts :(

Your thick thighs spread on the counter like cookie dough, tempting him to sink his teeth into them :(

You are licking your pudgy fingers????? You like his food that much????

Let him just marry you already

Nanami is literally about to drool onto his pristine kitchen floor before he catches himself and focuses on the dish

You try to sneak one more lick of whipped cream when Nanami has his back turned to you, looking at the oven where the crème brûlées were coming on nicely

But before you could put in your mouth, Nanami suddenly caught your plump arms and he steps in so close that your bodies touch

He presses his forehead against yours while your eyes are wide open at his actions

You aren’t uncomfortable, this was just a side of Nanami that you hadn’t seen before

So bold and flirtatious

Nanami could feel the quick breaths against his skin making him automatically think whether you would give the same intensity and frequency of breaths if he had his face pressed against your cunt

This close to you, Nanami was a vision

His blonde eyelashes fluttering against his sculpted cheekbones

His sharp nose nudging against yours

His body hard against the soft contours of your body

He looked much more bigger pressed up against you

Nanami could almost feel your delectable body just pressed up ….ah-

He just pinches your chubby cheeks and leaves you flabbergasted on the counter

And yes, he does gladly feed you if you allowed him <3

Choso is a sweetheart <3

You had seen him when Yuuji introduced the man as his older brother

Your lush of expanse of skin had him hooked onto you

Your first meeting was a bit awkward because here was this man with space buns and a thin black line across his nose staring at you so intensely

He was looking at your cute belly in your crop top and thighs which were spilling out of your thigh highs

You were playing with your fingers and Choso just about melted on how round and soft they looked

He didn’t break eye contact until you did

But the image of your rubenesque body never left his mind

Choso was reminded of the artworks that he had seen in Getou’s room. The ones with the ladies who were full-figured and naked, or covered with a cloth that covered parts of their alluring body being admired or fonded over

Fast forward a few months, Choso can be seen cuddling you or you falling asleep on him as I have mentioned before

He loves it when you play with his hair and put flowers in it

But he especially loves it when you run your fingers through his long locks and plait his hair or put any YouTube hair styling content to practice

So far, you had done princess plait, French plaît, Fish plait, curled his hair (both with the rolls and with a curling iron), and sometimes even bridal styles too

He just sits on the floor between your thighs while you are seated on the couch letting you do whatever it is that you want to do with his hair

Choso just sits there contently trying to will down his thoughts of you caressing his scalp after he pleasures you and makes you tremble to the heavens as well

Horn Knee BOI uwu <3

Once again, he can hide his erection tho lmao

Getou Suguru mindlessly doodles on your soft arms sometimes :(

You don’t complain tho because he draws the prettiest flowers on you

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon be damned, you are the most gorgeous and sweetest flower anyone could find in this world

Getou always relishes the smile that you give him when your skin is adorned with his artwork

Could be a rose with a dagger on your forearm, jasmines on your pudgy fingers, a moon and stars on the back of your hand or a kitty cat on your thighs

He loves to doodle on you because sometimes you get so sensitive dsbasdhfdsvh

He is so :(

UGH, he’s so into you it burns his brain sometimes

You are incredibly ticklish too, so sometimes he just slowly crawls his fingers towards your most ticklish parts to feel you jiggle from your laughter :(

You sound so cute :(

It often makes him daydream whether you are the same when naked too :(

Your rolls, your belly, your neck and your thighs are the prime targets of his tickling

He wonders whether you giggle if he presses and leaves nips all over your succulent body as well

Oh my God, that would be so fucking cute :( Stop, he can’t even-

Another member of the team ‘Play with my hair and I will be yours forever <3’

Let him lay on your lap and close his eyes while your fingers run through his hair

Babes, he is in heaven trust me <3

He literally presses his face against your warm belly, indulging in the feeling of your skin against his :(

Jeez, whipped much?

Gojo Satoru, another menace <3

Again, it’s all to grab your attention <3

Wants to pamper you and love you and smother you and kith you and bite you and-

He just daydreams about squeezing and biting all your squishy parts and loving you and doting over you, ugh ‘m sick :(

Whenever he hugs you he loves that there is so much to grab onto.

If you wear a crop top in front of him, rip to his braincells

He always notices that your belly jiggles at the slightest touch and movement, and your muffin top omggggg

Your love handles are so squishy :(

He could grab onto those while he places your plump form onto his face, couldn’t he?

Make tears stream down your face but he may keep going until you are this close to passing out, with drool coming out of your pretty mouth

And smack that ass if he feels you lifting yourself up from his face because YOU thought that YOU would be too much for him to handle

He doesn’t have those big hands for nothing, he is gonna fold you <3

And your stretch marks T_T please he just wants to trace and let him allow you to be content with the lines on your body

Satoru always grabs a handful of your fat whenever he cuddles with you ugh he’s so whipped for you, shut up

He’s a such a menace when he steals your long sleeved shirts so you have to walk around in spaghetti strap tops giving him more than an eyeful at your chest

He ADORES making you laugh from his incessant behaviour towards Nanami. It’s mutual between the three of you that it’s in good faith but the way your pretty eyes glimmer when you know that something mischievous is about to happen before shortly bursting into a loud laugh makes him laugh too

This bitch might as well record your laugh and hear it from time to time based on how much he adores nuzzling into you to make you giggle and squeal

Pinches your chubby cheeks :(

Even nibbles on them to annoy you :(

He even makes sure to buy you sweets and trinkets, well whatever reminds him of you, he is gonna buy it

I mean, he bought a LOT of hentai with people having really similar body shapes as you and yeah, that’s been his fap material for a while

If Gojo found Getou’s sketchbook, Getou finds Gojo’s BBW porn collection lmaooo

They just stood in Gojo’s room pointing at each other like that one spiderman meme

Hanging out with all of them together? Yeah, bby their focus is on you

If you happened to wear a dress, with your belly pressing against the elastic the moment your attention is diverted or get up to get a drink, they need to subtly adjust their pants

Sukuna leans down to your ear and tickles your neck when you come back and others are just 😠

Like, how dare Sukuna grab your attention???

But here’s the thing tho, your dress is mid-length, short sleeved and your thighs are just out there hhhnnngggg

Thick jiggly juicy thighs

The way they take up a bit more space when they spread out

How squeezable they are, how soft and wonderful they are to stroke and grab at and leave marks on it and bite so deep into it

It makes them wanna sink their fingers into them

You really out here looking like the reincarnation of Venus and these poor souls are waiting to get one crumb of your attention pls-

They wanna worship you please! Notice them you oblivious chubby baby!

If these mfs had a secret twitter account, all of their taglines would be ‘THICCCCC SUPREMACY’

These mfs mostly fall asleep on you, claiming that it was fluffier than any bed that they lay on

Your muffin top tho!!!

Bby, lemme tell you, all of them are absolute menaces for your love handles

Like how aptly named, isn’t it?

Perfect handfuls, so soft and so adorable

They are so damn cute that they will either sleep on them or squeeze them

Squeeze your love handles for world peace

That’s what goes through their mind lmao fuck it-

The way your wide hips have them hypnotised gooD LoRD

Nothing like a thick soft belly to match some thick soft hips

I mean, if your shirt rides up while you are napping on anyone’s couch or even your own couch, there’s a 500% or more chance that they wanna bury their faces in it

Dimples!!!!!!! Dimples on thighs!!!! Cellulite!!!

LET THEM BITE

On God, they wanna bite and leave marks bro-

So somft and plush, fuckkkkk

Wanna dig their fingers into them while you tremble and quiver from your cries

Just ruin them already hoover damn

Mfs wants to sink their lips into your belly!

Glide their tongues over the stretch marks, bite your belly hang

Grab onto all your squishy parts and go ‘heart eyes motherfucker’ when they spill out of their hands too :(

They wanna press themselves against you, feel your fat around them, enveloping them PLS-

If they get a chance to cuddle you, they will TAKE it

Napping with someone as soft and doughy as you, cracking jokes with someone as sweet and compassionate as you, hearing your breathy giggles before your tiredness overtakes you while they watch how your eyes flutter close :(

Using your chest, belly, legs or whatever as pillows is so super comfortable T_T

They feel so safe and at home with you, I wanna cry

The belly grabbers (Sukuna, Gojo and Getou) always make you giggle because as I have said before, you are very sensitive and ticklish

You ask them to be a bit more sensitive but they pretend to not heed that and just nuzzle into your neck

They leave after softly pinching your thighs lmao

Nanami and Choso are out here gently poking your belly and your cheeks to make you smile

Naw, they are not making fun of your weight bby

THEY WOULD NEVER, NOBODY WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

They are just in awe and adoration at how squishy and warm it is

Whenever you cuddled, they kindly wrap their arms around your soft torso and caresses your belly until you fall asleep uwu

Soft belly, soft tiddies, soft thighs, soft ass and soft heart

Can they just have you as theirs already UGH PLS T_T

Your round face makes you look like a cherub and all your fat makes you look so youthful and innocent :(

Your chubby lil fingers feel like fucking baby cashmere and they adore it when you caress their face and grab their hand to hold

Your toes look like lil marshmallows hhng, they wanna paint your nails and massage your legs and rub cocoa body butter on them :(

Actually wants to rub cocoa butter all over you, just let them do it already ><

Your FUPA is their weak spot, their catalyst, I said it

They want to leave kisses on your FUPA so bad, it’s not even funny

Wanna b i t e, wanna n i b b l e, wanna s q u e e z e, wanna g r a b, wanna d r o o l, wanna s m a c k all over that plush mound that you carry with you stop-

If you ever bent over in front of them to pick up something from the ground, yeah game over, they dead bruv

They way your shorts rode up till the lower curve of your ass cheeks, the way your thighs flexed as you picked up the item from the ground, the way you walk away with you adjusting your shorts to not give yourself a wedgie, the way everyone’s eyes zeroed in on your stretch marks and freckles and birthmarks while you bent down and even while you were walking away, your thighs going 💞 jiggle jiggle💞

BABE GET THESE MEN CPR NEOW

All of them love to squish your soft cheeks :(

They wanna KITH

It makes them laugh from the cute expressions your face can exhibit

You’re so fucking pretty and so adorable they could just eat you up T_T

Gets handful of your sumptuous thighs whenever Gojo/Getou/Sukuna gives you piggyback rides

Choso and Nanami carry you princess style because they like seeing your face all smiley and then pressing your cheeks against their heart <3

They also feel up your rolls and waist dips oop-

Babe, when they first offered to lift you up, you straight up ran away thinking that you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in case you were ‘too heavy’

BINCH YOU THOUGHT

They literally lift you up like a kid picks up a teddy bear and proceeds to not let you put your foot on the ground for hours

LMAO they are strong as fuck, don’t even bother tryna say no when they wanna lift you up

Just stand there and let them have their fill <3

If you wear someone else’s clothes because you woke up from sleeping and you found a sweater laying on your bed (how convenient)

Baby, the moment you enter into the kitchen and stretch your arms upwards

And your pudgy belly pokes out from the bottom of the shirt gooDBYE

They have ascended

Other than Nanami, most of them take your sweaters and shirts for themselves because it smells like you and it’s so big on their forms T_T

It’s so soft too, stop :(

Nanami would love to wear your clothes, especially your sweaters and shirts but he always asks because he is a gentleman and he likes it when you take his hoodies too

The others like it when you take their clothes too!!

Always makes sure to buy in larger sizes so you can take it for yourself and feel happy in it

They ares so sweet towards you I am gonna cry-

One time, they accompanied you to a cat cafe

You were wearing a peach dress that ended just above your knees

Babes, thank god you were excited at the prospect of going to the said cat cafe with your friends because the way they thirsted over you whew

The swish of your dress exposes your thighs to them more than they expected and the way it accentuated your chest, fellas get them a drink now!!!

The moment you settled down in the cafe, cats just walked up to you and you just awed

And baby, the amount of pictures that they took of you have no ends omg-

Gojo is straight up lying on the ground to get every angle and you are trying not to laugh so loud at the poses that he is making to take your pic (bitch is balancing himself on one hand to take insta worthy shorts <3)

Nanami is over there ‘head in hands, that’s the love of my life’ crisis (he is also taking multiple pictures)

Getou is the one who is piling more cats on you (even taking selfies and other pictures)

Sukuna is BIG, standing at almost 7ft tall (i am sweating through my cooch-)

Like at first he opposed to come with you but then your eyes teared up and you were about to gloomily walk away

God, he felt so bad :(

“Fine, fine I will go with you jeez, stop crying :(“

He seems to be having so much fun from the way the kitties keen for his touch cuz he got them nails (he will trim them down if he gets you iykwim)

Choso!!! Is!!! Melting!!!!

Cats come up to him too and he is laying his head on your soft shoulder and scritching the black cat that is currently having their paws on your chest looking up at you and sniffing your double chin <3

Kittens are napping and making biscuits on your belly and you are over there giggling :(

You sound like an angel, let them KITH YOU PLS-

They had never been so jealous of cats LMAO

The cats are out here getting caressed and kissed???

And having their cheeks pinched??? And getting scritches???

As if you don’t give them kisses too EYE-

But now that they have photos of you being affectionate with the lil creechers, you bet they are fighting amongst themselves to get those pics

Because the cats were rubbing their head against your thicccc thighs and well, they had more than an inkling that they would also behave the same way too

Another time you went to a bar dressed in the sexiest silk red short-sleeve shirt, short black skirt and black stockings with thigh garters binch!!!

Bro, your fat spilling out of those stocking made their brains melt from their ears

You are in the VIP area, courtesy of Gojo <3

Well, even more of a private area because your group got a private bartender too

One drink led to another and now here you are, skin hot, inhibitions a bit awry

These five men are like a bit concerned, well Gojo is not that concerned since he was the one who kept handing you shot after shot

You are so giggly and like flirting with them like

“Youuu guysss are soooooo handsomeeee, d’you like me tooooo?”

You are playing with their hair and they are just over there tryna be respectful and shit but by God you are so tempting when you let yourself relax like that

“Am I prettyyyy? Am I not prettyyyy? :(“

You are over there babbling with your dazed out eyes and tugging on their clothes

Gojo is just T_T

You are supposed to flirt with him what happened T_T

The bartender walks away to attend a call and oh my god

Before they know it, you are on the bar counter, you have already unbuttoned the buttons of your shirt giving them more than an eyeful at your ample bosom

Gojo goes 👀😏

Choso is over here looking like the Robert Pattinson standing awkwardly meme, even more red and sweating

Nanami turns beet red and immediately covers you with his coat

You are giggling and grabbing his tie going, “Nanamiiiinnnnn, Na-na-na-namiiinnnn, Nanamini, can I pat your butt? Pwease :(“

Sukuna already has your supple form hauled over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and now you are patting his ass to the beat of ‘Sexy Back’ singing slurred

Getou shot your ass patting antics the entire way back to your apartment

LMAO they are roasting you after

But they keep quiet about the strip tease, because that will stay a secret with them forever

That’s for their eyes only <3

If you buy something for them, they are treasuring it and cherishing it with their life

Might be a book, a plushie, an article of clothing, any jewellery or even some random greeting cards, fucking even music playlists that reminds you of them

Like you may put playlist titles like ‘My one and only menace Gojo <3’/ ‘Bread Daddy Nanamin B)’/’My Rapunzel Boi Getou’/’My Favorite Catboi Choso’/’My Big Stronk Suku-na-na-na-naaaa’ and send them songs

Baby their hearts go DOKI-DOKI

DOKI-DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You are so bubbly and your joy and kindness is something that they always look forward to

One of the best things about you (as if all of them aren’t the best things) is the way your joy reverberates all around you. As I have said before, when you laugh, you jiggle and that happiness physically moves the people around you T_T

Babes, they are so in love with you, just kiss them already 💓

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated, thank you <3

Also Happy New Year to you guys 💗💗

I hope you all get the chance to recover from your past year(s), seek help, get the support and have the courage to be yourself again 💕💕

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clownmousesposts

1 year ago

Request: Hello! I was wondering if I may request a Shinobu Kocho! Reader with Black Butler (Ciel, Sebastian, Alois, Claude, +Undertaker & Snake.) The reader having her personality and hiding behind a cheery facade to hide the anger she holds against demons for killing her sister. maybe also her jealousy towards other people for having a stronger body, wishing she also had stronger body. (+her teasing Ciel)Her swordsmanship skills as well where it’s the reader adding poison to her blade to kill demons (in this case, demons like Sebastian and Claude.) But also having exceptional knowledge in the medical field and being a doctor Since Shinobu is heard to be very beautiful stated by Zenitsu to be able to “make a living on her looks alone.” I think the reader should would also be very beautiful (not like they aren’t already) and to a touch of elegance like a butterfly and just be very graceful and light on her feet. - @mistress-ofpink

This anime was actually the first anime I’ve ever watched. My cousin was scrolling through different streaming sites and we saw it and were like “ThIs LoOkS iNtErEsTiNg” and now I’m here… years later… on Tumblr… making fanfics about it. Also, the Undertaker’s name is Adrian, right? Could have sworn that was it but I’m second-guessing myself.

Thanks for the request, by the way!

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clownmousesposts

1 year ago

{Triad AU} Wukong ♡ Crafty Love

This is my own lil take/idea on the Triad AU by @skittlescripts - Basically you don’t have a double life in my version but are the reincarnation of his love. Just cuz I can only write what my interest chooses to sit on, and it apparently didn’t sit well with the by day/nightlife concept hfdngfhdngfd- So it ended up with picking a different path in my head. :’D

Smol doodle drawn by me with my persona cuz it fits more than a random Wukong screenshot. c:

♡ ~ Fluff ~ ♡

Today was a pretty chill day for your workplace. You did have customers come in, but it wasn’t as many as usual. Assuming people were simply busy themselves today, you didn’t think much of it. Well, that was until one of your co-workers told you about how your boss seemed to have gotten into some trouble with a member of the local triad. Something along the lines of her having gotten into an argument over keeping the restaurant on their king’s turf. But apparently it was a lower member, so he ended up threatening to get a higher-up. And customers who received the news were wary about eating there for a while.

Nothing happened however, so it seemed more like an empty threat from your boss’s point of view.

And yet due to what you heard, you were a little bit on edge yourself. Mainly about the potential shut down of the restaurant, making you essentially jobless once more. And you actually did enjoy your job here.

You were the one who designed the restaurant aesthetically, making it feel more welcoming for those afraid of the organization lurking everywhere. And since the restaurant was in a rather shady part of Megapolis, it stood out quite a long. You were also in charge of making to-go packages look nicely. Aluminum animals were littered around the windows for show of your abilities in the crafts of origami and general design.

And it did garner a lot of attention because most passerby found it really cute. Even customers’ children sometimes asked if they could make their own little animals with your assistance. But your skills did not make you famous or really be seen. You were quite invisible to the public eye, always sitting quietly in a corner or in the back of the restaurant. In fact, you were so invisible that the two powerful demons that came in later that day didn’t notice you folding up another delivery for someone who ordered for pick-up. The customer specifically asked for a fox as a little gift for one of his family members. You yourself were so occupied by your artistic piece and playlist’s music that you didn’t notice them coming in either.

The demons were talking to your co-worker and were ‘kindly’ asking for your boss. And of course, your co-worker, terrified as she was, jogged towards the back to get your boss.

“Ugh, why does everyone keep on picking this part of the city for their business?” The monkey with an eye patch questioned while scrolling through his phone, thoroughly bored. He knew this 'talk’ wouldn’t take long, so why was he demanded to join in the first place?

The other simian leaning against the counter huffed, “Well, they simply don’t learn this area is off-limits. I don’t even see any reason to keep this restaurant here anyway. We can just scare off every customer if we go the non-violent route.” He quickly flipped through the menu, or rather looked at solely the pictures. “Even the food here looks mediocre at best. Killing the people here plus the business would actually be a blessing.”

“At least the decoration’s nice. I mean, look at this cat!” The black-furred one commented, holding up a miniature kitten made out of aluminum foil he found by the counter.

“Hm, true”, the other one admitted. His eyes then glanced around the room’s decor… until his eyes landed on you.

You, who made The Great Sage instantly freeze in shock.

You, who was sitting lonely in the corner of the empty restaurant.

You… who looked like an exact replica of his long lost lover, just with different clothing.

His one and only beloved, who managed to tame this beast of a feral demon… until they died to another demon’s talons. It caused the Monkey King to snap and make sure this demon would no longer serve as a reminder of what happened. The environment wasn’t safe from the encounter either. Unfortunately, he was unable to bring you back, and he had no way of knowing if you would ever be able to reincarnate. But it seems he finally had found you after so many years. And you were the one behind the creation of the only good thing about this restaurant.

The monkey stared at you for so long that his eyes started to dilate and his tail started to slowly swish from side to side. His lips curled into a soft smile as he witnessed your happiness with your work. His friend seemed to notice and followed his gaze.

Ah. Now he understood.

He smirked at his superior’s lovestruck expression. Until your co-worker returned, trailing behind your boss, who suddenly seemed a lot more anxious than ever before. The two monkeys gazes snapped back at the two women behind the counter. One monkey seemed amused while the other seemed to have been caught off-guard.

“Yeah, so, we came here because one of my men noticed your restaurant and you were not willing to leave our turf. And we came to settle what he didn’t manage to do”, the black-furred one stated nonchalantly, his gaze lingering back onto his phone, seemingly searching for something specific.

“Oh Great Sage Equal To Heaven! I beg of you! Please don’t kill us!” Your boss pleaded, lowering her head and putting her hands together.

The Great Sage’s eyes then glanced back over to you, still vibing to your music and smiling at your crafty little work. You just finished another smaller fox as extra, and he couldn’t help but find it absolutely adorable. He then looked back at your boss with a smirk. “You know what? Nevermind, you get to keep your lives and your business.”

Confused, yet still frightened, your boss asked him what made him change his mind.

“Simple. You got one amazing and absolutely stunning crafty person working here. Would be a shame if anything happened to your or this business while they still work here~”, he answered as his eyes traveled back over to your corner. Your boss glanced between him and you repeatedly before laughing in what one could only describe as a mix of relief and confusion… or concern.

“W-Well, they are a great person, indeed! I assigned them to this task specifically because they don’t want to be seen or have to talk to customers. So we- …huh?” Your boss stopped, watching helplessly as The Great Sage Equal To Heaven approached your seat with his hands in his pockets. Both her and your co-worker were silently praying for your life.

You were still busy with another aluminum animal, when you suddenly felt someone’s presence drawing closer. You finally looked up when the person was hovering over you. “Um… may I help you, sir?” You asked as you took off your headphones. What you didn’t expect was that the person was a monkey with fancy-looking clothing. He was blushing a little but you were too confused to notice. Apparently you didn’t recognize him. He saw it as mostly a blessing because he didn’t want the reincarnation of his beloved to fear him. The way you were so casual towards him was what drew him into your past life’s relationship in the first place.

“Oh, I just saw your fascinating little crafts and wanted to say you- I-I mean, they look lovely!” He stammered out nervously. You blinked at him before leaning over the table to grab a little aluminum monkey you made before. It wasn’t quite as accurate as the birds you’ve created, but it was still recognizable. You then held up the mini monkey in front of him with a smile.

“Would you like to have this one? It’s not great by any means, I’m… still practicing monkeys. I-I hope it doesn’t look offensive, otherwise I could-” “It’s perfect…” He cut you off, gently taking the animal made out of foil. He would hate himself if he accidentally damaged it in any way with his strength. His claws barely brushed over the softness of your hands, but it was enough to make him feel the tingling sensation you imprinted on him. The Great Sage then gave you a loving smile and a nod in appreciation, “Thank you…”

While the two of you were chatting away about your masterpieces, laughing when certain jokes were made, your boss and co-worker were baffled. They wouldn’t have believed it if the scene wasn’t playing out right in front of their eyes. The Sun Wukong, Great Sage Equal To Haven, leader of the most feared triad, and immortal Monkey King… was casually talking to a practically invisible stranger without threatening them even once. Or even making them feel uncomfortable.

Were you so oblivious to the fact that you were speaking to a man who could not only kill you, but also destroy everything around you without even trying?

Well, it wasn’t so much about being oblivious than it was just about being a decent person. You’ve heard of the triad, and you’ve heard rumors of the infamous Monkey King. However, that doesn’t mean you would necessarily have to treat him any different to any other customer since you didn’t know him personally. You’ve never even seen the guy until now. And by his looks, you could easily assume it was him.

Meanwhile Macaque seemed amused by the situation. Something only he seemed to have noticed was Wukong’s tail wagging happily. Its movement wasn’t fast, but it still reminded him of a dog who found its long missing owner. So he couldn’t help but take a picture of the scene. It wouldn’t serve so much as blackmail, but it would be enough to calm him down with a picture of you if the other simian started to go off again.

And if that wasn’t enough, he took some extra pictures of specifically you being happy with Wukong.

“So what you’re saying is that if I order food for pick-up or delivery, you would be the one packing it up?” The orange monkey asked, purposefully playing dumb.

“Yeah, unless I’m sick or have a day off. Then one of my co-workers does the packing instead”, you responded, pointing in the counters’ general direction. Your co-worker let out a nervous squeak before hiding behind your boss.

“Great, so I’ll get to see your pretty face a lot more often!” Your face turned a light shade of red at his comment. Too shocked that someone, anyone, let alone The Great Sage would compliment you past your work. He gave you a grin, “It’s decided. You can expect me to order food at least once a day.”

You blinked in absolute confusion, meanwhile your co-workers were dumbfounded. “Eh?”

“Well, it was nice talking to a stunning and demon-friendly person such as yourself, peaches. But I believe my visitation time’s up for today. I hope you’re back here tomorrow though.” He winked at you at the end, making your blush darken just a bit that he could still notice.

“And don’t worry about your business, boss lady”, he added as he turned towards the counter with a smirk. “So long as your amazing artist’s working here, this restaurant is under the triad’s protection. Anyone who tries to get rid of it will have to get through me and my men first.” His eyes seemed to darken just a little as his smirk grew into something a bit more sinister. The Monkey King let out a laugh at your co-workers’ scared expressions. The dark-furred simian on the other hand huffed in amusement, showing his own fanged grin to the two women. This seemed to scare them a few steps further away from the counter he was now sitting on.

The orange-furred monkey then pulled out a pen and used a piece of unused foil before writing something down on it. He then slid it over the table towards you, placing his other hand on his hips. “Here, feel free to text or call me anytime. And by anytime, I do mean anytime. Feel free to also contact me when you feel unsafe or just want company! I really wouldn’t mind showing up in person!”

To be honest, it was actually strange for Macaque to see his old friend act this weirdly. He could tell Wukong was trying to sway and seduce you. But due to how he wasn’t trying to do it to manipulate you, and him haven’t genuinely done this in hundreds of years, he kind of lost his touch. The shadow monkey could see him struggling as he was a nervous mess on the inside.

His tail gave away his nervous vibes the most. It kept on moving around, curling in on itself, as well as seemingly trying to hold itself back from just wrapping around you for much needed comfort. You glanced at the info written down on the piece of aluminum before gently smiling at him with a nod. “Will do, thanks! It was nice chatting with you too, Mr. Monkey King.”

“Please, just call me Wukong. 'Mister’ just makes me feel an extra millennium older.”

“But you are old, grandpa!” Macaque exclaimed from across the room, earning him a death glare from his ticked off boss.

“You’re one to talk, emo dinosaur!” The King snapped back. You couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at their childish insults, making the orange-furred monkey slowly turn towards you, his heartbeat seemingly increasing at the sound. He needed to hear your laugh more.

“Anyway, I’ll take this with me,” he stated as he picked up one the menus from the table, “and we’ll be on our way now. See you tomorrow, peaches~” The Great Sage then rather aggressively grabbed the other amused demon by the back of his coat, casually picking him up and carrying him towards the exit, the aluminum monkey still being gently held by his other hand. “Move along Macaque, we don’t have all day.”

“Until next time, (Y/N)!” Macaque called out as he waved at you as best as he could, still being carried away like a kitten.

…How did he know your name? You only told Wukong during your conversation… 'Man, those rumors about the Six-Eared Macaque having incredible hearing must be true if he was able to hear that’, you thought. Little did you know that he already knew your name despite his hearing.

However, from that day on your life’s daily routine changed. Wukong would ask for a different order everyday, testing out everything from the menu to see if it was even worth buying more than one specific order everytime. And any food he didn’t like he would give to MK to try out. His adoptive son was actually pretty fond of the restaurant’s food, to the point where he would either go eat there by himself, with friends or come eat with his dad. Most of the time the triad would only ask to grab pick-up food, but there were days where members would actually eat by the tables. You weren’t sure if they only asked for pick-up as to not scare away any non-triad customers, but it did seem to invite in more people each day.

Wukong would sometimes also stay at the restaurant, specifically eating at the same table as you while you were packing up other peoples’ orders. He started off pretty nervous during your first conversations, but he quickly became a lot more casual with you. Even his flirting attempts became a lot smoother and would easily catch you off-guard, leaving you a blushing mess everytime. Meanwhile you decided to show him how to create his own little army of aluminum animals.

It might take a while to get you to fully fall for him again, but he would do anything to be with you forever. Even if simple little animal crafts would bring you two closer step by step. Reincarnation or not, he loved you until the day he dies…

Which is saying a lot in his case.

> Masterlist <

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clownmousesposts

1 year ago

Heyyy so I have a itty bitty request for you if you don't mind! I was wondering if you could write something for a reader who's getting courted by the monkeys but just so happens to be MK's mom? 👀🕶️🤏

I absolutely love the way you write them and hope to see you around more often!

-💗

A/N: certainly, thank you for the kind words! I kinda got carried away with the length (also sorry I took so long)

Characters: Sun Wukong, Macaque, MK + female!Reader

Wukong

You didn't get along at first

You really didn't like this whole putting the world on the shoulders of your kid

however, after careful consideration, lots of stern talks with the great sage and puppy dog eyes (from both MK and his mentor) you decided to let MK keep training under the Monkey King

Your conversations with Wukong revolved around MK's progress and safety for a while

until one day it developed into more, such as his adventures from back in the day, where you worked, what happened between you and MK's dad, etc

as you got to know each other more and more, soon budding feelings began to rear their heads

When he realized this Wukong had conflicting feelings, to say the least

on one hand, you're a very nice person (not to mention attractive) and a perfect mom to MK

on the other hand, he's been alone for centuries, and he's a bit rusty

cue emotionally repressed monkey panic

after he's done having his moment, he pulls himself together and decides that he's gonna do this right.

So! he starts asking MK about you a whole lot more often

things like what sort of flowers you like, your favorite fruit your favorite color, if you talk about him at all

he thinks he's being subtle

he's not

thankfully, MK can be a bit oblivious

it only takes seeing the great sage in your kitchen one evening, looking at you a lovesick look while you laugh at something he said for MK to finally piece it together

MK.exe has stopped working

he feels weird about it at first but ultimately gives his approval to Wukong and becomes his wingman

Sometimes a family is you, your turned superhuman son, and your thousands of years old celestial monkey husband

Macaque

(before I begin, I simply have to mention that this reminds me of that one TikTok audio "come here you little jerk taste the back of my palm /but you ain't my daddy/ Nah but I'm doing yo mom")

this start is a 100 times rockier than Wukong's

You really don't like him for actively harming your son both mentally and physically

he's not very keen on you either, your mere presence alone makes it harder for him to manipulate MK

After the LBD incident, he tries to make up with you, for MK's sake

you're very hesitant, that is he apologizes for what he's done with the most genuine look you've ever seen on him.

reluctantly you give him a chance and find that he's actually a decent guy when he's not trying to kill your loved ones

you find his humor and sarcasm charming, and love it when he tells you stories with shadow puppets

he starts hanging around more often under the pretext that he's only doing it to please MK, but we all know that's not the only reason

he realized he had feelings for you when he was telling you a story and he glanced at you for a second only to see you with your attention focused solely on him with a soft smile on your pretty face

his heart skipped a beat and words got stuck in his throat

he quickly excused himself and teleported away, leaving you very confused

he rethinks his entire existence (aka emotionally repressed monkey panic 2, now with more edge!)

mentally adds up the pros and cons of getting attached™

you've been good to him thus far and he really likes MK so

congrats now you have a clingy emo monkey after you

he becomes way more physical and teases you way more often

has to hold back purrs and restrain himself from positively combusting when you return his affections

he may be smooth when he dishes them out but he can't handle being on the receiving end of things

MK doesn't catch on until he wins you over, and he finds out in the worst way possible

walking in on you two being affectionate with one another

he's a bit mentally scarred but he'll be fine, eventually

way more hesitant than he'd be with Wukong, but he comes around after you talk to him and he sees how happy Macaque makes you

he does tell the shadow demon that if he hurts you he better watch his back though

Macaque says he'd never dream to, but he gets the idea

Overall? all three of you can get used to this new family dynamic you've got going for yourselves

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clownmousesposts

1 year ago

Napstablook is autistic. He literally dissociates when you lay down on the carpet with him. He hyper-fixates on music. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mettaton has some form of neurodivergence. He doesn’t like to hang out with people because he doesn’t understand them

NAPSTA BLOOK IS AUTISTIC AND I WILL GO TO MY GRAVE WITH THIS