Two-headed Tortoise Janus Turns 25!

i hate the commercial i see on tumblr with the guy and the elongated torso to look at his 24 pack abs

Mondstadt big three

💚💛❤ • Dragonfruit and Trio sketch • ❤💛💚

god she is always serving cunt.

Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Zagreus

not as a boss fight ❌

not as a boon giver ❌

not as a companion summon ❌

but as Mel's incredibly proud narrator exaggerating all his little sister's accomplishments as she fails over and over again ✔

Damn girl, go for the jugular

Inspo here

Class 1-A with s/o who has a pet chicken

Summary: You have a pet chicken named Mr. Click.

Warnings: None, fluff all the way! Maybe a little crack-

Notes: Living my daydream of having a pet chicken.

Don’t play a drinking game every time you see the word Mr. Click. You will die.

Yuga Aoyama:

Is a bit surprised. I mean, you have a pet chicken. It isn’t really a normal household pet.

But he sees that you really love Mr. Click. So In turn, he’ll love him too.

Mr. Click likes him a lot. Aoyama sparkles a ton, and Mr. Click likes shiny things.

Aoyama and Mr. Click get along really well! Sometimes you leave Mr. Click in his care and he has fun.

Mina Ashido:

When you told her you had a pet chicken she wanted to see them ASAP.

She was super exited to meet Mr. Click and practically swooned once she has met him.

Now you both are chicken parents and she loves every bit of it.

Likes to takes selfie’s with Mr. Click and show the backusquad. And now everyone (yes even Bakugo) wants to meet Mr. Click.

Tsuyu Asui:

Thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. And now she often visits you just to see Mr. Click.

Likes to pet his feathers and takes a ton of pictures to show her siblings.

Her siblings wanted to see Mr. Click so one time you brought him over to her house.

Now her siblings want updates on Mr. Click when Asui comes home from dates with you.

Tenya iida:

A bit surprised that you have a chicken as a pet but doesn’t mind it.

Makes sure you are treating him well, he trusts you, but now he feels like Mr. Click is also his pet too.

Likes to help you clean out his chicken coop from time to time and it’s a bonding moment between you both.

Mr. Click often likes to chase him however, so sometimes he has to run away or Mr. Click will peck his shoes into ruin.

Ochaco Uraraka:

Another one who wants to see Mr. Click ASAP. Like, a chicken as a pet? So cool!

Mr. Click likes her round cheeks, and often sometimes gently pecks at them.

One time she made Mr. Click float by accident and got super terrified.

But it seemed Mr. Click enjoyed himself, acting like he was trying to fly.

Mashirao Ojiro:

He met Mr. Click when he was over for a date. He saw a small dog bed and assumed you had a tiny cat or dog.

Was not expected a chicken to strut his way into the living room and plop right into the bed.

He asked you about it and you told him Mr. Click was your pet chicken. He thought you were joking at first.

But no, you were serious. He didn’t mind. He just wished Mr. Click wouldn’t peck at his tail every time he comes over.

Denki Kaminari:

He made a joke about fried chicken when he first met Mr. Click and quickly noted that you didn’t like those jokes.

Mr. Click was like your son to you, and therefore, you would not like those kind of jokes.

But Denki actually got along really good with Mr. Click. He really liked Denki’s bright yellow hair.

That and Mr. Click really enjoyed laying on top of Denki when he would pass out on your couch from time to time.

Eijiro Kirishima:

Thinks it’s super cool to have a pet chicken! The moment you tell him he’s already exited to visit your house.

Once he finally meets Mr. Click he is picking him up and holding him like a hamburger. Laughing at his cute little legs.

Totally likes it when Mr. Click follows you around, and Kirishima normally follows him so now you have Mr. Click and your boyfriend following you like lost chicks.

When you groom his feathers Kirishima always wants to help, just so he can get closer to Mr. Click.

Koji Koda:

When he finds out you have a pet chicken, he really wants to meet Mr. Click. Telling you he would love to talk to him.

He’s fallen even more in love with you once he gets to talk to Mr. Click. He can tell that you take really good care of him.

Times over at your house are often spent watching shows or movies when Mr. Click between you both.

You fully trust Koda to watch Mr. Click. So when you go on visits, you leave Mr. Click in his care.

Rikido Sato:

Honestly? Adorable. Loves it. He first found out about Mr. Click when he went over to your house for the first time.

Mr. Click was just chilling near the front window sun bathing and Sato asked about him. And that’s when you told him about your chicken.

He often comes over and Mr. Click likes to flap his wings at him in means to protect you since he is really tall.

But Mr. Click has gotten used to him. And now Sato sometimes comes over with special made treats just for him.

Mezo Shoji:

Was a bit surprised by your pet choice. But he doesn’t really judge, he clearly sees how much you care for Mr. Click.

He often holds him in his arms and Mr. Click seems to enjoy falling asleep in his embrace.

But Mr. Click is sometimes an asshole and he likes to peck at Shoji’s mask and tug at it with his beak.

Mr. Click has learned the hard way by punishment in means of no extra snacks for two days.

Kyoka Jiro:

Odd choice of pet. But she isn’t the one to judge either. Actually likes Mr. Click because he isn’t cuddly like most cats or dogs.

Sometimes Jiro heads to your place to practice some guitar since you enjoy listening to her music and Mr. Click likes the sounds.

Mr. Click often screams to try and sing with Jiro from time to time and as much as you think it’s cute. It’s rather annoying.

But often times you two listen to music together while Mr. Click tests between you two, getting light pats from time to time.

Hanta Sero:

Thought you were joking with him at first, didn’t actually believe you had a pet chicken. But got a nice surprise when Mr. Click greeted him at the door.

“Oh. So you weren’t joking.” Sero watched as Mr. Click trots back over to you, who was in the kitchen making some snacks for you both.

Actually got along really well with Mr. Click. And took a ton of pictures of him posing next to him.

Now every time he comes over he likes to pick up Mr. Click and just carry him around. And Mr. Click doesn’t mind this at all.

Fumikage Tokoyami:

Bold of you to assume he wouldn’t make amazing friends with Mr. Click the moment he sees him.

They are great buddies. Mostly because Mr. Click loves to follow him like a chick to his mother.

Dark shadow also loves to just- gently hold the chicken like hamburger.

So all in all. Tokoyami and Mr. Click get along really well. Although, sometimes you think Mr. Click is starting to favor Tokoyami more.

Shoto Todoroki:

Honestly? This Boy is confused. You have a pet chicken. That isn’t a normal house pet so it’s weird the first few times he comes over.

But then he gets used to Mr. Click. And he doesn’t mind him at all. He likes watching Mr. Click just do his thing.

If Mr. Click ever needs anything new, from feed to a new pen. He will pay for anything he needs.

One time Shoto fell asleep on your couch and Mr. Click almost suffocated him with his feathers. Now Shoto silently thinks Mr. Click is trying to end him.

Toru Hagakure:

You showed her pictures of Mr. Click and she was super exited to meet him. Once she finally met him she took a ton of pictures of him.

She likes to buy those little arm things for chickens and she put it on him and she thought it was the greatest thing.

She also loves to pick up Mr. Click or just watch him do his thing. Likes to watch him bawk at her too.

She also considered herself a chicken mom too and now she calls him her son.

Katsuki Bakugo:

Thought it was the weirdest shit ever. Why would you have a pet chicken over a dog? Is just really confused by the pet choice.

But he isn’t going to judge his s/o over that. He just rolls with it. And actually likes Mr. Clicks aggressive attitude. Sometimes.

Other times when Mr. Click is overprotective of you he likes to peck at Bakugo’s feet when he visits and He hates it.

But when they do get along, Mr. Click is normally found sitting on his shoulder as Bakugo helps you cook.

Izuku Midoriya:

The second he finds out about Mr. Click he’s dedicating at least three pages in his notebook for him and him alone.

Sometimes when he comes over for dates, he likes to just watch and observe Mr. Click doing random things.

If you ask him about it he’ll go on a rant about Mr. Click’s behavior and what not. Honestly it’s really cute.

Mr. Click likes to show affection by giving tiny things like buttons. So once Midoriya was given a tiny blue button he cherished it and taped it to his notebook.

Minoru Mineta:

(This Boy needs some love too). Mineta was just weirded out by Mr. Click. He didn’t really care, he just didn’t like the way Mr. Click stared at him.

Likes to play with Mr. Click sometimes by showing him shiny objects. But if the teasing gets too far you scold him.

Sometimes just for jokes Mineta likes to take a ball off his head and give it to Mr. Click. Who then proceeds to bring it to you.

Sometimes you made jokes about Mineta’s height with Mr. Click and he finds it amusing sometimes and indulges your joking a little.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

Another person who is a bit caught off guard at the pet choice. But she doesn’t judge you in the slightest, she knows you love Mr. Click.

When she comes over, she likes to bring Mr. Click tiny objects that she think he would enjoy like little gems or just plain buttons.

Mr. Click has a dedicated pile of all the things he collects and receives, so when Momo gives him something he runs off to add it to his collection.

When you have Tea time with Momo. Mr. Click often wants to join. So Momo fills his tea cup with water and lets him enjoy being with you both.

BARBENHEIMER - July 21, 2023

The most ambitious crossover event in history (artists cited under the cut!)

I hyperlinked the original posts to the artist handle wherever possible so go show the artists some love!! ROW 1: @JohnBeLucky on Reddit @anglespizza on Twitter (they made this for a class-iconic) @whovianrad on Twitter @shadowknightdk on Twitter @BossLogic on Twitter ROW 2: @rahalarts on Instagram @justralphy on Instagram @GrungiestBunny on Instagram, available as a poster here @envelopandkissme on Tumblr (I think? idk this one was hard to find) @shirtsthtgohard on Twitter, available for purchase here ROW 3: @omarg294 on Twitter (possibly not the original source) @raichu.copper on Instagram/@raichucopper on Twitter @galactic_psychedelia Instagram, available on Redbubble here @thesenatortheatre on Instagram (possibly not the original source) @nannymcghee on Tik Tok

ROW 4: Retro Travel Design on Redbubble @rahalarts on Instagram @stevereevesart on Instagram @jonattfieldart on Instagram @gringgieespons on Tik Tok

ROW 5: @BossLogic on Instagram/@BossLogic on Twitter @rahalarts on Instagram @nolanlounds Tik Tok @seanlongmore Instagram @Cornettogod on Twitter

ROW 6: @readfulthings on Instagram (aka Adam Perocchi) I cannot find this artist but you can buy the shirt here and here @moviemantis on Instagram (possibly not the original source, idk) Jason P on LinkedIn (ok career barbie!!) and finally, you can buy the shirt here

huge love to all the incredibly talented artists that put their work on the internet for free for all of us to look at, we love you!! (please sign/watermark your works though, the amount of art theft I found while looking these up made me sad for you)

anti-shoutouts: to google for nerfing their reverse image search with google lens (seriously-CHANGE IT BACK), to twitter for making it almost impossible to use the website after I deleted my account, and to basically no one on tik tok (or any other social media site for that matter) for crediting artists because that made tracking down the original posts so much harder than it needs to be :')