Stargazing.

Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level

why are 75% of fics on here written exclusively for white people? i am so tired of reading abt the reader blushing or having bright pink lips and white skin like STOPP

Genshin voicelines for the reader??? Like maybe they talk about them??? Would love Albedo and Xiao please. asjkfbdskbfjkebkbf I hope I'm not too late for the requests

I've actually done this for Albedo, but I posted it when I was shadowbanned, once upon a time.... hahaha.... Here is the complete ABC voicelines for Albedo:

https://primofate.tumblr.com/post/654113010766544896/genshin-dating-voicelines-abcs

As for the other ones, I'll do a short one for each since I like this prompt :) Thank you anon!!!

Characters: Aether, Ayato, Bennett, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, gn!reader

Warnings: suggestive if you squint (Kaeya), some crackfic/funny elements in there, let me know if there are pronoun slips.

Scenario: When someone asks about you and you are their S/O

Aether

“Companion? You mean Paimon? Oh...You mean Y/N. They’re not really my companion...They’re more like...a...hm...well...”

*Paimon butts in* “They’re dating!”

“Paimon! Uhhh...Well, that’s...basically it. *nervous laugh* I’m not embarrassed, I just...sometimes I still can’t believe that I get to experience every day with Y/N,”

Ayato

“I don’t usually divulge my personal matters to others but...If you ask about Y/N, there is only one possible word to describe them: Adorable...Specially when they’re subjected to my constant “badgering”. Their annoyed expression is quite the sight. *cheeky smile*”

Bennett

“Y/N is super nice to everyone and the best thing is, they’re super understanding! Y/N always picks me up when I’m down...Hehe...*scratches head then whispers* Uh, they can get kinda scary though, specially when I start blaming myself or my bad luck for something...They’ll start scolding me! But I guess that’s cause they really care,”

Chongyun

“!!! *small blush starting to form* Wh-Where did you hear about Y/N? Huh?! Why do I like them so much? Ahh... Mmm... They--They understand me! *in a smaller voice* and also they’re really good at making my special popsicles... *flustered* B-But of course that’s not the only reason why!”

Dainsleif

“...A persistent and rather stubborn human being. I tried several times to keep Y/N at bay yet they... persevered at so called ‘getting to know me’. How did it end? *coughs into hand* It didn’t end, I suppose I never wanted it to.” 

Diluc

“...Have you ever witnessed the sunrise at Windrise? At the break of dawn, streaks of light touch the grass. As the sun rises, its light touches more of the massive oak tree. Its roots, its trunk, until you see the vastness of Mondstadt covered in sunlight...In a lot of ways, Y/N came into my life in the same way. They were always there, quietly providing warmth and light in places that I once thought never needed it,”

Gorou

“There isn’t anyone else I trust with my life more than them! They’re great company too. Y/N somehow always knows exactly what I need, whether it be a serving of tricolour dango, a glass of dango milk, or a barrage of sweet kisses---ah, um...-ahem-I...better get back to work!”

Itto

“Y/N?! Where?! *starts swerving his head around looking for you* Oh, you’re asking about ‘em. Hah! Psh, Y/N’s a legend! You gotta see ‘em to believe it! Forget about explainin’ to ya, you’ll never get it!. Let’s go look for ‘em instead eh? Then you’ll understand!”

*is secretly just wanting to look for you even though the two of you had probably seen each other in the morning* 

Kaeya

“Ah, my little snowflake? *chuckles* Don’t be fooled, they’re quite feisty, but of course they are, being with me must have sharpened their senses. I make it a point to keep things interesting in the relationship. Hm? How? Oh but are you sure you’d like to know? *laughs* I jest. I just mean that I treat them with absolute affection every day,” 

Kazuha

“Y/N? Hm... Home. Y/N makes me feel like I’m home. And for I who have wandered through lands and who’ve been away from Inazuma for a while, feeling like I’m home is a rare occurrence. But with them? Just their smile will turn even the darkest of days into a blessing,”

Razor

“...Y/N, very warm...Even in snow or in rain...Always warm.”

Scaramouche

“None of your business,”

Yes, that’s all. He ain’t gunna talk about you to someone he doesn’t even know or doesn’t even care about. Okay but let’s pretend that he does, I guess.

“None of your business, but you better keep your hands off. I’m watching you, *glare*”

Yes, that’s all.

Tartaglia

“My, my you’ve got a keen eye! What can I say? Y/N’s a pretty charming person. Charming people just tend to attract each other. *laughs* Well, in all seriousness, next to my family, Y/N’s my greatest treasure. They give me that extra energy I need for a hard and exciting battle,”

Thoma

“Ahaha! *nervous/shy laugh* Yeah, Y/N’s my partner. We’ve been together for a short while. Probably 3 years now? Hm? 3 years isn’t a short while? Hm... I guess what I mean is that it only feels like yesterday... I doubt even 10, 40, a 100 years or even a lifetime with Y/N is enough for me...Sometimes I even wish I met them sooner! *chuckles*”

Venti

“Y/N’s my dandelion wine supplier! Ehe~ I’m just kidding. The truth is, Y/N is keeps me out of trouble! Hehe. But they’re quite the troublemaker themselves too! Always getting away with things, specially stealing kisses and hugs from me. It takes a special person to get away with that!” 

Xiao

“*narrows eyes* What’s your business with Y/N? ...My relationship...with them?... Nothing out of the ordinary...They just...like to hug me from time to time...and I... let them...”

*basically overprotective at first, then doesn’t admit that he enjoys your company way too much*

Xingqiu

“I often think that Y/N is a work of art. Like something out of Calx’s paintings. Just too enchanting for this world! *sigh* I consider myself lucky that they’ve chosen to stay by my side. Compared to them, I’m rather plain, though they always tell me that’s not the case. *shy smile*”

Zhongli

“My partner, but also one of the most trustworthy people I’ve met. I give them my utmost respect, and I value their insight above anyone else’s. As a lover, Y/N’s quite thoughtful and attentive, more so than I am, though they would disagree. It’s my hope that our bonds remain strong,” 

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Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.

im not waiting to see the whole event story its so cute and i love them

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This is so dumb and embarrassing, but all this egg talk recently has made me think about how Lilia had to potty train Malleus...

LOOOOL baby Malleus attempting to do his business in the kitchen and Lilia moving like lightning to bring him to the toilet omfg 😂

I just thought of a dialogue because of this!

Mini Mal 🐉🍼 did something bad in his mini dragon form and papa 🐉 is reprimanding him for it.

🐉: "Go back to your crib, child!"

🐉🍼: *trudges forward strangely

🐉🍼: *peeks behind him to look at dad

🐉🍼: *trudges forward again, and 🌸 notices that he's got his butt on the ground while he's dragging himself with his front paws

🐉🍼: *peeks behind him again

🌸, whispering: "Why is he dragging his ass on the floor--"

🌸, recoiling in shock: "Oh my god he's wiping shit on the floor--"

🐉: *covers his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

I CAN'T ANYMORE!!!, I HAVE TO ASK IT!!!, I'M SORRY FOR THE SPAM IN THE X READER TAG

Why do you make characters like Miguel or Miles call the Reader "mami"? Is it something Latin American I'm missing? is because I saw the movies in spanish? Anyway, thats NOT the problem, the problem is... DO YOU ONLY KNOW THAT WORD OF ENDEARMENT???

I know what it means. I am Spanish (but, from Spain, specifically). I SPEAK SPANISH. But you will never hear anyone in Spain call someone affectionately mommy or daddy... UNLESS they are married and have children.

Side note, none of you are as bad as you think with Spanish, but you may have problems with the gender of words (understandable, English is more gender neutral one of the few things I like about it, but in Spanish, the masculine form OR ENDING IN "O" it is Usually generalized as neutral too, but not always).

Cariño = all genders (dear)

Cariña = congrats, Inhabitant of a Latin American town, not to be confused with carina.

cielo = literally sky (yo never sais "ciela")

Bolita= small ball (is cute, to chubby, rounded people, BOLITO, is NOT a word, bolita goes for any gender)

churri (I don't know how to define this, but it's affectionate, something old-fashioned)

amor= love

bicho= bug (to be fair, you can say bichito, bichita, aca little bug)

caramelito= little sweet

bombon= bonbon

With gender (for those who are interested, first male, then female)

querido, querida (dear)

canijo, canija (something like a dwarf, little one but affectionately)

principe, princesa (prince, princess)

rey, reina (king, queen)

guapo, guapa (beautiful)

lindo, linda (cute)

nene, nena (baby, coloquial)

pitufo, pitufa/pitufina (Smurf/smurfette, more familiar appellation, but it is said and yes both word works in female)

muñeco, muñeca (doll, the last one also means wrist)

Almost always add "mi" (my) to power it up

malleus draconia relationship headcanons

this is basically a part 2 of his kinks & hcs post but i am very much a whore for this man so i NEED. TO. WRITE SOME SHIT.

warnings: smut/nsfw, malleus being a loser virgin, it gets very smutty at the nsfw part so, oral (receiving + giving), unprotected sex, two dicks, implied corruption/humiliation kink, mentions of pregnancy/breeding, choking/biting, mal being lowkey sadistic, sleepy sex, holy shit there are alot of warnings i am sorry, reader is afab but no gender or pronouns are explicitly specified

words: 2.5k

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this is some serious sappy shit but i can’t help it 😭😭 i am literally so in love with this man damn

~ right off the bat, malleus would definitely be the best boyfriend ever and no one can convince me otherwise (or at least one of the best out of the twst cast cuz there’s some uh questionable characters in that list *idia and leona i am directly looking at you*)

~ the way your relationship builds up with malleus is agonisingly slow. he’s very cautious about who he gets close to and is definitely not one to make any bold moves—especially if he doesn’t feel like you’re reciprocating the same feelings—but oh boy. once you do, that’s when he gets a bit more excited. 

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