Fellow School Spirits Fans, I Beg You, Give Me More Fanfiction! I'M ON MY KNEES, PLEASE, I NEED MORE

Me: Hm, I think this character is not straight.

Someone: Ummm, actually, they dated *opposite gender person* so they are obviously a heterosexual.

Me: *pulling a "bisexual/pansexual/queer" card out of my sleave like it's a poker game and I am about to cheat*

Rumple & Rumbelle as text posts

husbandos

(honestly I forget its not cannon)

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

Marauders Era as Annabelle tweets

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lily Evans

Regulus Black

Marlene McKinnon

Dorcas Meadowes

Wednesday: *is Wednesday*

Enid: *dreamy sigh* You’re so hot when you’re mean.

Wednesday: What?

Enid: Nothing! I didn’t say anything.

Wednesday: I heard you say something.

Enid: *panicking* It was the voices! The ones in your head. No other explanation for it.

Wednesday: Don’t be ridiculous.

Wednesday: The voices in my head aren’t sexually attracted to me, Enid.

I really love how Yuri is always just kind of touching Charley now. Awkward lil stoner is that your emotional support bf? Gotta have your hand on his waist or his shoulder or his hand at all times now? I love you you're so enamored with him. He deserves it pls never stop doing this.

sleeby

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

Enid: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Wednesday: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.