Fellow School Spirits fans, I beg you, give me more fanfiction! I'M ON MY KNEES, PLEASE, I NEED MORE CONTENT, I LIVE FOR YOUR FICS
Me: Hm, I think this character is not straight.
Someone: Ummm, actually, they dated *opposite gender person* so they are obviously a heterosexual.
Me: *pulling a "bisexual/pansexual/queer" card out of my sleave like it's a poker game and I am about to cheat*
Rumple & Rumbelle as text posts
husbandos
(honestly I forget its not cannon)
Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That's not better!
Marauders Era as Annabelle tweets
James Potter
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Lily Evans
Regulus Black
Marlene McKinnon
Dorcas Meadowes
Wednesday: *is Wednesday*
Enid: *dreamy sigh* You’re so hot when you’re mean.
Wednesday: What?
Enid: Nothing! I didn’t say anything.
Wednesday: I heard you say something.
Enid: *panicking* It was the voices! The ones in your head. No other explanation for it.
Wednesday: Don’t be ridiculous.
Wednesday: The voices in my head aren’t sexually attracted to me, Enid.
I really love how Yuri is always just kind of touching Charley now. Awkward lil stoner is that your emotional support bf? Gotta have your hand on his waist or his shoulder or his hand at all times now? I love you you're so enamored with him. He deserves it pls never stop doing this.
sleeby
dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
Enid: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Wednesday: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.