What Do You Mean There’s No Compilation On Youtube Of Every Interaction My Favorite Little Gay Ghost

Ajax: Hey Enid, you have a sec?

Wednesday: She’s mine.

Enid: I’m yours?

Yoko: Wait you guys are dating?

Wednesday: No. What gave you that impression?

Yoko: Yeah… I don’t have time to unpack that.

Ajax: Enid, I think your really cute and—

Enid: Yeah, yeah hang on. Since when am I yours?

Wednesday: Since right now.

Enid: You can’t just decide that I’m yours.

Wednesday: Yes I can.

Enid: No Wednesday. You can’t call me yours unless we’re dating.

Wednesday: Fine. Then we’re dating.

Enid: Okay!

Wednesday: *awkwardly patting Enid’s head* However I must continue our courtship at a later hour. It’s my writing time.

Enid: That’s fine *kisses Wednesday* I’ll see you later babycakes. I love you.

Wednesday: *walking away* Love you too.

Ajax: Um… Enid?

Enid: Oh yeah. Sorry Ajax, you’re sweet but I have a girlfriend.

Yoko: What the fuck just happened?

Enid: Mango is the second best fruit.

Wednesday: Controversial, but I’ll bite. What’s the first?

Enid, without hesitation: Me.

Wednesday:

Wednesday, scorned: You rank me below mango?

Rumbelle + text post memes

Rumple + textpost memes [Part 2]

Reading fanfic has heightened my paranoia. Somebody could be directly across from me on the other side of the room with no reasonable way of being able to see my phone screen but I always have that nagging feeling that somehow everyone in the room knows exactly what sins I’m committing and are severely disappointed in me.

Stain arc 🙂

This image screams "Enid 'borrowing' her girlfriend's clothes and being very smug about it"

I’m sorry but THIS is one of my favorite scenes to hyperfixate on. Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? Wednesday follows Enid without a single word. Did Enid say “come with me” no, her girlfriend is simply on a leash. She follows after Enid immediately as she starts to leave without prompting because they’re GIRLFRIENDS case closed, its all the proof I needed

Tony: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Clint: My favourite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".

Bruce: It's called connotation.

Natasha: Also, "forgive me father, for I have sinned,"

Natasha, winking at Steve: vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".

Tony: Great news! Language is now cancelled.

Wednesday: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1

Enid: If i was sick, could i do this?!

Enid: *stares intensely at Wednesday*

Wednesday: What are you doing now.

Enid: ...cartwheels. Am i not doing them?

Wednesday, softly: No.