THEY ALL DESERVED BETTER

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

he asked for it

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Tony: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Clint: My favourite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".

Bruce: It's called connotation.

Natasha: Also, "forgive me father, for I have sinned,"

Natasha, winking at Steve: vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".

Tony: Great news! Language is now cancelled.

Ajax: Hey Enid, you have a sec?

Wednesday: She’s mine.

Enid: I’m yours?

Yoko: Wait you guys are dating?

Wednesday: No. What gave you that impression?

Yoko: Yeah… I don’t have time to unpack that.

Ajax: Enid, I think your really cute and—

Enid: Yeah, yeah hang on. Since when am I yours?

Wednesday: Since right now.

Enid: You can’t just decide that I’m yours.

Wednesday: Yes I can.

Enid: No Wednesday. You can’t call me yours unless we’re dating.

Wednesday: Fine. Then we’re dating.

Enid: Okay!

Wednesday: *awkwardly patting Enid’s head* However I must continue our courtship at a later hour. It’s my writing time.

Enid: That’s fine *kisses Wednesday* I’ll see you later babycakes. I love you.

Wednesday: *walking away* Love you too.

Ajax: Um… Enid?

Enid: Oh yeah. Sorry Ajax, you’re sweet but I have a girlfriend.

Yoko: What the fuck just happened?

Wednesday and Bianca having a conversation in spanish while Yoko and Enid are doing homework.

Bianca had finally, after a lot of hard work, convinced Wednesday to talk about her feeling for Enid, and at this point she was regretting it. Wednesday Addams would not shut up about the girl she was in love with.

Wednesday would wax poetic. Bianca wasn’t aware that the girl was even capable of talking so much.

Bianca: okay, that’s enough. i am sorry i asked.

Yoko: what is she saying?

Wednesday: sólo estás frustrado porque eres incapaz de sentir afecto [You're just frustrated because you are incapable of feeling affection.]

Bianca: incapaz de afecto, rica viniendo de ti [Incapable of affection, rich coming from you]

Yoko to Enid: what are they saying?

Enid: Wednesday is consumed with my being and personality and she wishes to feel my pretty pink lips against her own. among many other things, she is ‘poisoned’ with longing and affection for me.

Bianca breaks down in laughter, Wednesday’s face purposefully is blank, but Enid can see embarrassment in her eyes and the red tips of her ears.

Wednesday: You told me that you are horrible at spanish.

Enid: I am horrible in the class, because they teach it strictly and in a way that is much more stiff then it is actually spoken.

Wednesday: you speak spanish.

Enid: yo también estoy enamorado de ti [ i am in love with you, too]

Enid: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Wednesday: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

wow i really get anxiety over anything huh

Some Rumbelle fluff...

(I'm 100% sure this happened in 2x04)