Me At The Pet Store: Oh Yeah No This Is Totally For My Dog I Pinky Promise I Am Definitely Not Going

*whispers* hey it would be really cool if like ten people went and looked at my fic undeniable you (the currents pulling me onward) so it finally beats out my other multichap from a different fandom for the title of "most hits" in my ao3 stats

(also like. you can actually read it too if you'd like. i think it's neat. i spent almost 60k fixing all the plot stuff that capcom ignored after aa4 and made it gayer)

sighs. why do i have to think and function and be a member of society when i could just WOOF WOOF GRR WOOFBARK BARK BARK WUFF WOOF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK W

i will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I am CHASING the ball.

that one person that makes your tail go THUMP THUMP THUMP on the floor when you see them <3

god bless my obsession to these rinky dinky beings

I feel like, we, as the DRDT fandom, don't talk about mastermind Charles enough

Like I love the idea of mastermind Whit and the idea of how heartbroken charles would be right

But also at the same time: Charles is also a little bit fucked up and i'm a very curious to see everyone's interpretations

(also known as: please write mastermind charles I need content)

I just realized one of my oc's backstories on how he got his powers is literally a story from the bible. I'd never read the bible when I made him, what the actual FUCK

The canine kin urge to be like

Bites you bites you bites you bites you noms gnaws on your arm bites bites bites chomps (affectionate)

person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders

WE DID A THING (System Account)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Characters: Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar’s Cat Jellie, Steffen Mössner | Docm77, Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Piglin Hybrid Mumbo Jumbo, Mumbo Jumbo centric, Avian Charles | Grian, Creeper Steffen Mössner, When you like gold, Headcanon, Boatem Crew (Hermitcraft), Dad Xisumavoid, Admin Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Evil Xisuma is mentioned, Dialogue Heavy, Oblivious Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Species Dysphoria, Immortality, Watcher Charles | Grian, pearl is also mentioned, Jellie steals your food, Mumbo Jumbo is a spoon, Xisumavoid is a good parent, Evil Xisuma is a good guy, EX and Xisuma are not brothers, EX and Xisuma aren’t related, Hels is mentioned, They/Them Pronouns for Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft), Grian is a little shit, Goodtimeswithscar is a little shit, I know nothing about redstone btw, This is literally just me making things up for plot, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Realization, Mentioned Rendog - Freeform, Mentioned TinFoilChief, Mob instincts, Hybrid Instincts, Anxiety, Mentioned EthosLab - Freeform, Mentioned Keralis Summary:

Ah yes, the wonders of Mumbo Jumbo. A perfectly ‘normal’ human being across a server of a bunch of chaotic looking and acting hybrids. Mumbo Jumbo is also rather oblivious and can be rather, not smart as Scar says, when it comes to his own health and identity. Grian starts to pick up on this and gradually realizes.