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W359: *typing noises* *spaceship door opening noises*

Wolf 359 but the episodes are titled like Percy Jackson chapters

Season 1: 

Episode 1: Hera Narrates My Least Favorite Audiobook 

Episode 2: Hilbert Whips It Out (“It” Being Hydrochloric Acid) 

Episode 3: We Use Napalm as Fertilizer 

Episode 4: I Almost Drown in Space [Alt title: I Almost Drown in Starlight, Strangled By My Own Bra] 

Episode 5: Hilbert Makes Me Take a Sick Day

Episode 6: We Find the Hephaestus’s Voicemail [Alt title: The Hephaestus Gets Haunted]

Episode 7: Hilbert Finds Space Plant Jesus (Or the Other Way Around) 

Episode 8: The Quarterly Talent Show Ends with a Bang 

Episode 9: We Get an Ominous Message 

Episode 10: I Make a Nature Documentary [Alt title: My Worst Nightmare is Hairy and Slimy] 

Episode 11: We Talk to Ourselves 

Episode 12: I Smoke My Last Cigarette 

Episode 13: Minkowski Whips It Out (“It” Still Being Hydrochloric Acid)

Season 2: 

Episode 14: We Check Our Voicemail and Send a Call Home 

Episode 15: Hilbert Has the World’s Worst Science Fair Project 

Episode 16: Hera Gets Frankenstein'd 

Episode 17: Minkowski Corrects a Really Weird Typo 

Episode 18: Captain Lovelace Flies the Coop 

Episode 19: Hera Gives Me the Giggles 

Episode 20: Hilbert Whips It Out with Me (“It” Is Not Hydrochloric Acid) 

Episode 21: Minkowski Takes Up Extreme Horticulture [Alt title: We Have Unexpected Houseguests]

Episode 22: Our New Escape Pod is the Bomb 

Episode 23: We Lock Ourselves Out of Lovelace’s Car [Alt title: We Are Shocked by Lovelace’s Terrible Puns] 

Episode 24: Minkowski Gives Hera Tactical Brain Damage 

Variations on a Theme: Lovelace Sees Ghosts 

Episode 25: I Get The Incurable Cough of Doom 

Episode 26: The Crew Fixes Things 

Episode 27: We Almost Lose Our Heads 

Episode 28:  I Talk to Myself (Again)

Season 3: 

Episode 29: The Crew Chills Out 

Episode 30: I Get By With a Little Help from My Friends 

Episode 31: The Hephaestus Gets New Management 

Episode 32: A Loose End Blows Up 

Episode 33: I Have My Last Check-Up 

Episode 34: We Get Our Head in the Game 

Episode 35: The Crew Quacks Up 

Episode 36: Maxwell Cuts the Wrong Wire

Episode 37: The Crew Rides Space Mountain 

Episode 38: Hilbert Finds the Dentist’s Chair from Hell 

Episode 39: I Don’t Push the Big Red Button 

Episode 40: Hera Locks Us Out

Episode 41: Hera Learns the Ways of the Force 

Episode 42: Maxwell and Jacobi Play “Spot the Difference" 

 Episode 43: Reports of Our Deaths are Greatly Exaggerated 

Episode 44: We Try Not to be Monsters [Alt title: I Stage a Mutiny]

Episode 45: The Ship Goes Down with the Crew 

Episode 46: We Don’t Drink to Our Friends' Memory 

Change of Mind: Captain Lovelace Replays the Team-Building Game 

Season 4: 

Episode 47: We Meet an Alien 

Episode 48: We Get the Big Picture 

Episode 49: Lovelace Goes in Circles 

Episode 50: Lovelace and I Unlock the Avatar State 

Episode 51: I Shut Up and Listen 

Episode 52: We Get Locked In (Again) 

Episode 53: Minkowski and I Solve Riddles 

Episode 54: I Talk to Myself (Third Time’s the Charm)

Episode 55: The Crew Gets a Performance Review 

Episode 56: Kepler Gets a New Right Hand [Alt title: I Quit My Job at the Body Snatchers Incorporated]

Episode 57: Minkowski Walks Off the Job 

Episode 58: We Play Hide and Seek 

Episode 59: Jacobi Takes a Shot 

Episode 60: Mr. Cutter Meets with Our Union 

Episode 61: We Crash the Hephaestus [Alt title: The Sun Crashes into the Hephaestus]

Pryce and Carter #108: some people??? fall into Wolf 359??? to cope???????

hello, i’m very excited that Gabriel Urbina, Sarah Shachat, and Zach Valenti are doing a course on audio drama storytelling.

Jet would make a great captain next season

been gettin thru the year w some podcasts

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

DOES THE,

DOES ROSE TURN INTO HIS SCYTHE??? 

I want an Infinity Train Book 2 remake where everything is exactly the same except Lake is allowed to say fuck. There was even a Reddit AMA once where Owen Dennis said that if he could put a single “fuck” into Infinity Train, Lake would get it…it’s what she deserves ♥

Pov papa G trans ur gender * NOT CLICKBAIT* !!EMOTIONAL!! (Alien edition)

*GENDER*