So I Found My Digital Copy Of The Special Edition Of Smash Hits They Did For Derry Girls S3 Promo

An excerpt from a special edition of Smash Hits released as promo for Derry Girls series 3 in 2022. This page explains the step by step dance for "Rock the Boat" by The Hues Corporation as featured in series 2, episode 4 of Derry Girls.

Title reads, "Let's Rock the Boat!"

Nothing gets a party started quite like Rock The Boat (originally recorded by The Hues Corporation, fact fans). It's officially one of the Derry Girls' favourite songs ever. Orla kindly took on the challenge of giving a step-by-step guide to doing the dance moves that will make you look smooth.

Step 1 is "Warm up. We've seen many an injury during Rock the Boat in our time. Best to limber up with some stretches first."

Step 2 is "Sit Down. Park your arse on the floor."

Step 3 is "Flying without wings. Time to start rocking that boat! Lean to the right and move your right arm towards the floor. Wave your left hand in the air like you just don't care. Then...Repeat the moves on the other side."

This page also features images of Orla stretching and performing the dance movements.
An excerpt from a special edition of Smash Hits released as promo for Derry Girls series 3 in 2022. This page is a continuation of an explanation for the step by step dance for "Rock the Boat" by The Hues Corporation as featured in series 2, episode 4 of Derry Girls.

Step 4 is "Sail away. Get ready to row your invisible boat - put arms straight out and clench your fists while leaning forward."

Step 5 is "Lean on me. With your fists still clenched, lean back and bend your arms as if you're pulling on some oars. Your elbows can either stay by your side, or if you're feeling a bit 'woah', you can push them back, making sure you don't hit the person behind you (unless you really don't like them, that is)."

Step 6 is "Keep on movin'. Repeat several times, and remember you're sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion!"

Step 7 is "Hit the floor. Slap the floor on one side of you, then clap your hands above your head before slapping the floor on the other side. But don't tip the boat over!"

Step 8 is "Are we nearly there yet? Do the whole routine all over again - yes, really - till the song ends."

This page also features images of Orla stretching and performing the dance movements. One image of Orla looking tired is captioned, "Knackered!" Another image of Orla holding their stomach is captioned, "Feeling seasick!"
A fake advertisement from a special edition of Smash Hits released as promo for Derry Girls series 3 in 2022.

This image is a fake advertisement for Psychic Sarah. It reads:
See your past, present, future.
Psychic Sarah
Find your keys
What's for tea?
Bingo Numbers
Call now
02871-See-It-All!
She's done a course, so she has

Pictured is Sarah McCool as if she's floating in the middle of a blue, pink, and purple galaxy. Around her are objects such as keys, an eight ball, and a fork and knife. In the bottom right corner read, "Clearly not a real advert" accompanied by the disapproving face of Gerry Quinn.
An excerpt from a special edition of Smash Hits released as promo for Derry Girls series 3 in 2022. This page and the next are part of a feature spread titled, “How to Dress Like a Wee…Pop Star.” It features James and Erin modeling late 90s pop star looks.

It reads:
“Who says you have to be famous to dress ridiculously? Erin and James show us how it’s done.”

James is pictured in a backwards cap, red jacket, yellow button up shirt, black tshirt, and white trousers. Above the photo of James on this page, the copy reads, “Be bright, a la Brian Harvey. Nothing says 90s quite like oversized, brightly-coloured clothes. Check out James as he channels his inner Brian Harvey. This look isn’t just for the chaps, though. Borrow your big brother’s sweatshirts, checked shirts, jeans and caps (worn backwards, obvs). Please note: Don’t borrow his underwear, that’s a step too far. Don’t wear your jeans so low your bottom cheeks are peeking out to say hello over the top of the waistband.”

Erin is pictured in a camo crop top, black trousers, and a red bandana on her head. Above the photo of Erin is a photo of Mary Quinn’s head, captioned “You’re not going out like that!”

Below the first photo of Erin, the copy reads, “Go camo like All Saints. Erin is rocking the All Saints look in her cargo pants and cropped top. Not only is camo print really popular with chart-dwellers, it’s also handy if you’re trying to hide from people in dense, wooded areas.”
An excerpt from a special edition of Smash Hits released as promo for Derry Girls series 3 in 2022. This page as was the previous page are part of a feature spread titled, “How to Dress Like a Wee…Pop Star.” It features James and Erin modeling late 90s pop star looks.

The photo of Erin showcases her with one leg kicking out, with her hair in a blue scrunchy, a jean jacket, and blue jeans on. She is wearing white tennis shoes.

Above the photo of Erin on this page, the copy reads, “Do double denim like B*Witched. Thank you, B*Witched, for making double denim cool and so darn easy to wear. Want to jazz up your jeans? Embellishments are so now! Glue on jewels, iron on patches or write your fave pop star’s names all over them (but maybe check with your mammy first.”

Below Erin’s photo is a starburst graphic with copy that reads, “Top style tip! Whether it’s sandals, boots or shoes, platforms are a celeb essential. The number one rule is the bigger the better (even if they are a fractured ankle waiting to happen).

The photo of James shows him wearing denim dungarees with a black tank underneath.

The photo of James is captioned, “Rock Robbie’s rompers. Few people love a pair of dungarees more than Robbie Williams. Proving that they’re not just for toddlers and ex-boy band members, James is really doing this pair justice.”

Next to James’s photo is a starburst graphic that reads, “Top style tip! Forget boring black, pastel-lensed sunglasses are the only way to show off your eyes in the sun this summer.”

so i found my digital copy of the special edition of smash hits they did for derry girls s3 promo

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