Tori: Well, you’re a shit singer!
Jade: And you’re a shit actor!
Tori:
Jade:
Tori: Okay, fine, your singing isn’t terrible
Jade: Your acting doesn’t make me wanna throw up
Tori: I actually enjoy it sometimes
Jade: You were the least awlful part on our last play
Tori: I really like your voice
Jade: Your emotional scenes are above average
Tori: You sound so beautiful I could kiss you
Jade: What?
Tori: What.
gelphie soulmate AU where once two soulmates bond and spend time together, being separated from each other for too long can physically make them sick. the closer the bond, the more painful it is to be apart.
they only find out after elphie flies away.
and if I said there was an Instagram account with 550 followers and apparently no other online presence that consistently posted the most insane Gelphie fanart you’ve ever seen…
no no cause the thing is- i think its super curious that within the wicked fandom glinda is really fucking popular. we love our little blonde witch over here.
but the casual wicked viewers, people just watching a movie, are almost always anti-glinda. I've seen a couple of like post-wicked-coming-out-on-peacock-first-watch videos on tiktok now and they're all like "fuck glinda, she's not her friend"😭
Ariana Grande shares a voice note of her and Cynthia Erivo rehearsing what is this feeling in 2022.
random niche gelphie aus that are unlikely to see the light of day:
pokemon rivals but glinda keeps giving elphie love balls and running off bc she doesn't know how to flirt
exes to lovers where glinda is a model and elphie is a photographer
heist au where they're each trying to steal the same item
sentinel & guide au bc how many ways can these girls complete each other
HOGWARTS AU
high school au but specifically where they're both in marching band lmao
daemon au but one of the girls is still unsettled when they meet
space au....haven't decided how that one works yet
avatar au except neither is the avatar, they're just two people caught on opposite sides of a war
avatar au where elphie is the avatar
sports au in which pt elphie helps injured athlete glinda get back on her feet (w/ a twist)
sports au but its set at the olympics
scuba au where elphie agrees to be the personal diving instructor for a yacht full of rich kids
a very soft witchy au
summer camp au!
elphie is a song writer and producer forced to work with glinda, pop musics newest princess
"why are you so emotional it's just autocorrect?"