Dorothy, Trapped In Elphaba's Basement: Miss Wicked Witch, Why Do You Call Glinda The Good "my Sweet?"

I just realized Glinda being the narrator means that Elphaba had to have told Glinda about that time she was watching Nessa and those kids started bullying her and she magicked rocks at them and possibly even her birth story if it had been told to Elphaba and I’m spiraling

Something-something Glindas watching their Elphies defy gravity at awards shows, 21 years apart

Every fic where Elphaba comes back to see Glinda post-canon like

My conspiracy theory is that one of the reasons they fired Stephanie J. Block for the role of Elphaba in 2000 and replaced her with Idina Menzel at the end of the OBC workshops is because SJB played the role SO gay that it was quickly crossing the line of plausible deniability. Like she doesn't seem to be able to help herself.

And thank god she eventually got to play the role on Broadway (arguably one of the best - if not THE best - actresses who ever did), because we finally got to see her get super fucking handsy and stare lovingly into Glinda's eyes inches away from her face for three hours:

Like holy shit why do you keep looking at Annaleigh Ashford like you want to eat her alive??

Plus I cannot emphasize enough just how effective and moving this particular version of For Good is. Straight up feels like wedding vows.

(Ironically, she also has the best chemistry with Fiyero's character, and arguably the very sweetest performance of As Long As You're Mine in the entire slime tutorial universe.* So I'm just reading this as a Thropple Truther performance.)

*But that's just because she was (and still is) literally married to him. So they get uh. A little carried away in their performance. *cut to Sebastian Arcelus holding lantern up, his face covered in green makeup from aggressively making out with his wife on stage for several minutes* Apparently the makeup team HATED that song for them.

what if i tell you guys that galinda calls elphie "love" in the brazilian version of popular

Here, take these

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦

Galinda & Peaches

Just a sketch of Galinda and her daughter Peaches from Eternally Yours. They’ve been through a lot recently, but they’re making it work. No bond is more potent than that of a mother with strong genes and her fully deaf, on crutches flower child 🌻🌻🌻

The Gelphie found family is strong between them; these girls need some much needed loving in their lives 😔