So Grateful That Ari And Cynthia Are Our Elphaba And Galinda

Something-something Glindas watching their Elphies defy gravity at awards shows, 21 years apart

ariana being illuminated by sunlight with the colors of the lesbian flag during her over the rainbow performance, LESBIAN GLINDA UPLAND CANON!!!

My conspiracy theory is that one of the reasons they fired Stephanie J. Block for the role of Elphaba in 2000 and replaced her with Idina Menzel at the end of the OBC workshops is because SJB played the role SO gay that it was quickly crossing the line of plausible deniability. Like she doesn't seem to be able to help herself.

And thank god she eventually got to play the role on Broadway (arguably one of the best - if not THE best - actresses who ever did), because we finally got to see her get super fucking handsy and stare lovingly into Glinda's eyes inches away from her face for three hours:

Like holy shit why do you keep looking at Annaleigh Ashford like you want to eat her alive??

Plus I cannot emphasize enough just how effective and moving this particular version of For Good is. Straight up feels like wedding vows.

(Ironically, she also has the best chemistry with Fiyero's character, and arguably the very sweetest performance of As Long As You're Mine in the entire slime tutorial universe.* So I'm just reading this as a Thropple Truther performance.)

*But that's just because she was (and still is) literally married to him. So they get uh. A little carried away in their performance. *cut to Sebastian Arcelus holding lantern up, his face covered in green makeup from aggressively making out with his wife on stage for several minutes* Apparently the makeup team HATED that song for them.

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

Saved us from a natural disaster

Another one of my many headcanons is that Avatar spirits actually do get to roam the spirit world freely like 99% of the time. The only time they have to leave the spirit world is when the current Avatar needs guidance or when said Avatar goes into the Avatar state:

Kyoshi: *making out with Rangi in the spirit world*

Roku, in the physical world: Avatar Kyoshi, I seek your council

Kyoshi, pulling away from Rangi with a loud sigh: sorry, gotta take care of the newbie

Rangi, frowning: are you serious!? This is the third time this week! Can’t you just ignore him?

Kyoshi, trying not to laugh: he’s my direct successor, so the answer is gonna be no

Rangi, pouting: fine. Whatever

Kyoshi, kissing her cheek: I’ll be back as soon as I can

*quite some years later*

Aang, hanging with Gyatso: so then I was like *gasps as he feels Korra pull him into the physical world* NO WAY ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!! KORRA IS FINALLY SEEKING COUNCIL OH THIS IS SO AWESOME WE ARE GONNA BE BESTIES! DO I LOOK OKAY? I NEED TO PRESENT MYSELF AS A TRUE AVATAR

I got bored and Victorious was on my mind so I made some Twitter posts. God I wish there was a slap.com app so these would be better. 90% of these are from real conversations with me and my friends.

do you feel the same? I'm too scared to say half of the things I do when I picture you 🩷💚

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦