Communicates Primarily Via Video Clips

rock n roll buckaroo

hope y’all know that when u say “poor/pathetic little meow meow”, stuff like this is what comes to my mind

its pride month babey!!!

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

LOOK ITS HELZY WAAA

Waluigi

A quick Waluigi emote. I was drawing Adagio all day and needed a quick break and so Mildly_Annoyed_Waa came to be! No watermark because it's obviously not my finest work but I'd still appreciate if no one stole it because that's just scummy.

Mmmmmonika

your honor!!!!!!!! i love baby mob!!!!!

Just a weirdo guy and an elementary school boy who is capable of throwing him across the room (but would probably ask him for help with his homework instead)

fanart of my vision of terumob.

Emotional Manipulation Starters

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon. (Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“If you really cared about me, you’d do what I’m asking.” “Don’t you trust me?” “I wish I never met you, honestly.” “You’re the reason I’m upset.” “It’s all your fault.” “I guess you just don’t love me enough.” “You have to keep it a secret. I’ll find out if you tell anyone.” “Whatever. It’s not like I care.” “I could just leave, you know.” “Do you like them more than me?” “Who have you been talking to?” “I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me.” “You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying.” “It would be so easy for me to find someone else.” “If you loved me, you’d tell me.” “It’s like you don’t even care about me.” “One day I’ll be dead and you’ll regret not being there when I needed it.” “Nobody really cares about me, not even you.” “No one will ever love you the way I do.” “If you leave me, I don’t want to even think about what I’ll do.” “I’ll just tell everyone you were abusing me.” “You have to. You owe me.” “I’ve made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same.” “I’ll never forgive you.” “No, it’s fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess.” “Am I upset? Why, should I be?” “If you don’t come over tonight, I’m going to hurt myself.” “I never said that. You’re trying to confuse me.” “I think you hate me.” “I would do anything for you, so why wouldn’t you do the same?” “If you don’t do this, it’s because you don’t love me.” “You were there for them, but not me?” “Yes, if you love me, you would change for me.” “I’m wasting my time with you.” “Well, I guess I’m just useless, aren’t I?” “I know you didn’t say it, but you were thinking it.” “You hate me. I know you do.” “You can’t convince me I’m not just a burden to you.”

a father's love is earned