Ugh. I'm Bored, Buzzed, Pissy, Violent & A Whittle Lonely. Where Is #warren #plottwist

Harvey is depressed & upset since his obsession with his secret Santa gift has driven him into walls, doors, sinks, & fridges. Loose tooth now. #plottwist

Omg. The perfect man for me. Blonde, swishy hair, 6'5, & muscular to boot. Loves him #zacdeal

Oh my Zeus. I forgot & haven't been paying attention. Condolences to all, be safe ppl. My 💗goes out. Screw my life. This is BIGGER

Hit head again, (of course only front) but I seem to have survived.

R U F*^%ing kiddin me, what is wrong w/ this boy, or his publicist super smart/psycho

My baby boy is knocked out still #HarveyKinkle #HarveyKinkleWillson

29 days

#true #truth