Hua Cheng [in Heaven Kicking The Asses Of Those 33 Heavenly Officials]:

'How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord' is peak comedy.

Ceramic Figurine Raccoon 2.36" by NiceAndEasyGift

i love that whenever wei wuxian gets accused of a crime his default defense is “i didnt do it because if i did i would have a done a better job”

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

What I signed up for: oh, silly goofy show about a cute lil warlock getting in absurd situations because he has to hide his magic

What I absolutely did NOT sign up for:

practice

It's Ok