Code-crow - Crow

novel wei wuxian is the funniest guy in the world because he'll go "oh lan zhan is so handsome today look at how broad his shoulders are he looks so nice in white i love how he smells" or "wow the torso of this fierce corpse is really strong and muscular he must have been super hot" and then immediately follow that up with "but that's what a GIRL would think" like. wwx the call is coming from inside the house

One of my professor's has a folder on his laptop called "cocaine and liquor"

Orange cat. 

It's crazy what finally having a normal blood pressure will do. We love modern medicine.

"xie lian is so oblivious" yeah yeah we've all been in the mires of queer plausible deniability. but xie lian had the deck stacked wayyy against him. he didn't know he was gay, thought hua cheng was taken, has been maintaining a chastity vow his whole life and depending on your headcanon is demisexual . his ass was not reading into ANYTHING

this is what life is all about

fresh radish for sale!! 🌱