Are They... You Know .... [up To The Audience's Interpretation]

I don't know about the rest of you but if my brother died and I became heir to the throne and then my cousin released a sex tape of me, I too would lose my absolute shit

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

Mark him up, lads!

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

nobody can ever talk to me ever again. i'm a different person than i was an hour ago

Gambler’s den

Testing out procreate

the fact cranberry bogs are in wisconsin and not new england makes me so fucking mad