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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

novel wei wuxian is the funniest guy in the world because he'll go "oh lan zhan is so handsome today look at how broad his shoulders are he looks so nice in white i love how he smells" or "wow the torso of this fierce corpse is really strong and muscular he must have been super hot" and then immediately follow that up with "but that's what a GIRL would think" like. wwx the call is coming from inside the house

huh why don't i feel so good *remembers the curse on my bloodline* ohhhhhh

Was Dan fucking with us when he said he thought microwave was an onomatopoeia? like in that really old Dan and Phil video. This is all I can think about this morning.

Microwave isn’t a fucking sound Daniel. You’re so smart, were you kidding?

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kitty yells about ableism :)