Had A Dream Where My Mom Tried To Give Our Venus Fly Trap A Spoonful Of Milk And It Immediately Started

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

Micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to build a bear

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the best part about wei wuxian's resurrection scene is that it happens when the audience doesn't know anything about him yet, so when he goes "i'm going to act like a deranged homosexual lunatic so no one recognizes me" you're like yeah sure that could be a feasible disguise until the flashback happens and you realize it's a terrible idea, because wei wuxian acts like a deranged homosexual lunatic all the time

practice

I need the public reaction to the Crown Prince coming out to be overwhelmingly positive, actually.

I need young queer people posting about how Wilhelm inspired them to come out. I need rapid flashes of tweets and messages about him and Simon; people being happy for them. Turning the blame onto whoever exposed such an intimate moment between two boys in love.

And to top it off? Queen Kristina's argument about "acceptance and patience"? Would become entirely baseless.

“Emptiness is all, it raised me as I am” - Zoltán Böszörményi, from “The Dust of My Existence,” The Conscience of Trees