I’ve Just Learned My Grandmother Has Had Dentures Since She Was 18. No Teeth Since 18.

well, hes a fine young man. if you overlook the atrocities

Something that is in fact SO important to Wei Wuxian is that, fundamentally, he is hot. He is Thee Hot Girl. He’s shooting five arrows blindfolded as a charged political statement and he’s doing it with zero magic powers AND he was sexy when he did it. He beats out his own brother (sorry, Jiang Cheng) for Most Eligible Bachelor despite being literally dirt poor and not a sect heir. He lives rent free in the minds of everybody twenty years later, to the point that JC and LWJ are literally Like That and NHS literally constructed his revenge plot around him and— look, just watch the scenes at the Second Burial Mounds Siege. Oh, and they use all his inventions, even though he’s an evil heretic, because uhhh they were really good inventions. Actually. Like he was in fact at the top of the field as an inventor and innovator. And he was hot. AND he had no powers. Whoops.

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Obsessed with how, in addition to being generally stunning, this illustration makes Wwx finding the sword inside the Xuanwu look like the world’s most fucked up version of the sword in the stone

It's crazy what finally having a normal blood pressure will do. We love modern medicine.

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I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

A pair of corvids are observed perched silently atop a street light during a misty morning in coastal California. ♡

Then there is wei wuxian wondering how lan wangji found out who he was...