Wish I Could Go Back To Eden And Give Eve A Vibrator

okay but like. how does wwx carry around the dead bodies he digs out? like, i know a battlefield has no lack of corpses, but he does dig out graves when he thinks he's gonna run low. does he just keep it in his qiankun pouch? imagine going to visit your grandma's grave and she's not there cause she's hanging out inside some twink's man purse

I’M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY SILLY LITTLE GAME 

A SPIDPER JUST CRAWLED ACROSS MY FUCKING FOOT

im obsessed with how this baby seal at an aquarium looks when its picked up

what if wwx sang instead of whistled?

it’s just a thought i had while browsing tiktok (don’t judge me) and watching a woman sing a hauntingly beautiful song in a staircase with beautiful echoes - what if wwx sang instead of using a flute or whistling?

just imagine you’re some random wen guarding a watchtower and you suddenly hear quiet, soothing singing - and then you hear screaming, and see corpses, and die a painful death. imagine jc and lwj watching wwx sing wen chao to death; maybe sitting somewhere, or leaning against the wall, or standing almost uncomfortably close to him, and singing a haunting little song as he’s tortured.

imagine being on the battlefield, fighting to stay alive, and coming across wwx, singing calmly while surrounded by bodies.

imagine what it’d take to take this peculiar cultivation away this time - to silence him.

If I see one more Moonbin ofrenda I'm going to lose my mind.

looking at pictures of people who got their childhood stuffies tattooed and i feel ILL this is making my heart so full it aches

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This is death itself. This is the biggest and baddest thing in all of fairy tale, and you want to set it free.