Drake: I Was Really Tryna Keep This PG

just watched the gayest human experience ever of trading a little gun for some strawberry seeds and crying upon eating one of the newly grown strawberries

what is going on behind those eyes

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

I need the public reaction to the Crown Prince coming out to be overwhelmingly positive, actually.

I need young queer people posting about how Wilhelm inspired them to come out. I need rapid flashes of tweets and messages about him and Simon; people being happy for them. Turning the blame onto whoever exposed such an intimate moment between two boys in love.

And to top it off? Queen Kristina's argument about "acceptance and patience"? Would become entirely baseless.

looking at pictures of people who got their childhood stuffies tattooed and i feel ILL this is making my heart so full it aches

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease