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fresh radish for sale!! 🌱

novel wei wuxian is the funniest guy in the world because he'll go "oh lan zhan is so handsome today look at how broad his shoulders are he looks so nice in white i love how he smells" or "wow the torso of this fierce corpse is really strong and muscular he must have been super hot" and then immediately follow that up with "but that's what a GIRL would think" like. wwx the call is coming from inside the house

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

Mxtx is the only author where I actually want her to write corresponding novels in the LIs POV. I wanna know Luo Binghe's absolute bonkers thought process. I wanna know about Lan Wangji's gay teen thoughts, and the thirteen years after Wei Wuxian's death, taking care of Lan Sizhui etc. I wanna know literally anything else about Hua Cheng's past. I would pay for all three in a heartbeat.

Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.

Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)

by: Alexander Zharnikov

Local man confused about "accidentally" posting a thirst trap, photo in question has his pants falling off at the crotch, more at 6

a little bit of hope, maybe

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