When We're Learning About Programs Put In Place In The 60s To Assist People In Poverty And The Teacher

On my knees for that dick call me sack-religious

scaring kids into obedience

my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.

i set a record doing the flexibility test in gym class (i touched the wall behind the box)

What is bomb diggity

Home Depot employees are freaks fr

Nah this girl did him wrong

Stepdad is Arthur ofc

Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta

Johnnie Guilbert is emo Fred

Matpat what the shit bro