Hey Kiddos Lets Not Dox Ourselves Like Imbeciles On The Internetz Okay? ^_^

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHOLTI SHLTOYO

DID THEY JUST CONFIRM PANSEXUEL JASKIER????

“I’ve cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous-”

Guys I think I just saw Dean and Sam Winchester 🤭🤭

I'm honestly worried about Doom's character in the upcoming movie. My glorious king will be done so dirty sigh... I have already little faith in RDJ acting. They're doing it only for the hype :(

Whenever you'll see my content about Doom remember I'll always stick to the original. He has always been my favourite character since I was little, my comfort character. I still hoped they would change actors, Doom is quite the complex and a difficult character to portray, not the clichè "cold stoic evil man"

(Also prepare yourself for a mountain of Dr. Doom x reader. If there's few to do the job, then I'll do it too with pleasure. No Ao3 curse will stop me.)

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

I would die for this man.

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

FACTS!! They already ruined Hulk World for me, can’t they just let my boy rest? Why continue to torment him like this??

She-Hulk is Ragnaroking my Bruce :/

This is such an amazing concept, I'm obsessed! Could you possibly make something about the reader's co-workers having to get them because the villains refuse to comply with anyone else?

So I’ve had this idea for a Disney Villains x reader for months now:

Disney, with their virtually limitless funds, have built a machine that creates, like, 3D printed holograms of their characters. Including the Villains. Instead of hiring people to dress as beloved characters for their theme parks, why not have the real things? This allows customers to enjoy a more “immersive” experience.

The reader is a new hire at the Disney parks. Nothing major, probably a ‘Jack of all trades’ type of employee. Some how, they end up interacting with the Disney Villains, and realizes that their more sentient than Disney has let on.

Reader quickly becomes one of the only employees that the Villains deem worthy of talking to, besides guests. And because of this, the higher ups at the park decide to make the reader the Disney Villains official”caretaker”

I’d love to explore this concept, if anyone else wants imagines or scenarios feel free to ask!

after the night at the byer’s, billy and steve both sport the same bruises.

and it doesn’t make sense.

steve’s sure he didn’t get that many hits in, and even then, it wasn’t hard enough to give billy a shiner like his.

and the worst part is, he feels bad.

“Hey, man,” He starts, cornering billy after a particularly difficult basketball practice. billy was awful. he kept his shirt on, too, which was weird. steve was benched completely; he can barely see out of one eye, and the other is still swollen shut.

billy’s panting from practice, hunched over as if it hurts to breathe. facing his locker and not replying to steve.

“um,” steve continues. “i…feel bad about what happened this weekend. i was just looking out for the kids, y’know, and i didn’t mean to hit you that h-“

billy turns around, snarling. looking like a battered, cornered wild dog.

“oh fuck right off, harrington,” he spits, and shoulders his way out.

“dude,” steve says, curling his lip. “i’m trying to apologize to you, asshole.”

“i don’t need your apology,” billy replies, and it hurts a little.

“well maybe if you hadn’t been a racist asshole i wouldn’t have had to hit you in the first plac-“

billy seems even angrier.

“i am not a fucking racist, harrington,” he snarls, but it lacks the horror his voice used to hold because of the wounds on his face.

steve grimaces. “yeah, totally, you just attacked lucas because he happened to be the closest.”

billy looks around the locker room as if someone is watching him. nervous.

“it’s not because of that,” he mutters, chewing on his swollen bottom lip.

“then why?” steve presses. “because if i recall, he didn’t do a damn thing to you, billy.”

billy swallows and refuses to make eye contact.

“it’s my fucking dad, harrington. he finds out max is messing around with a black kid and all three of us get a shiner worse than mine. i couldn’t care less about what those little shits are doing, but he does.”

steve’s face softens.

“so you’re…taking the punches for max?”

“that’s a stupid way to put it.”

“i…” steve gapes. “why don’t you go to hopper or something? he could put your dad in j-“

“because, harrington, i’ve got nowhere to go and no one gives a shit anyway if a dad beats his son as discipline. but i can’t let him put a hand on max. she doesn’t deserve it. even if she’s a fucking bitch.”

billy shakes his head like he’s said something awful.

“now you know. congratulations, harrington. i spent all this time stealing your crown and now you know that i’m just a pussy whose dad beats him. have fun spreading that one around.”

billy turns to leave and steve catches him by the arm.

“i’m not going to tell anyone,” he says, and billy scoffs.

“i promise. i’m not like that anymore. like you said…turned bitch.”

billy laughs.

“so, what? you look at me like i’m a kicked puppy every time i come to school with my teeth knocked in? because i’d rather you spread rumors about me instead.”

steve shakes his head.

“i wont do that either. promise. i just…i dunno. can i help in any way?”

billy shrugs him off.

“do what you do, i guess. protect those little shits. i’m not as good with kids as you are, mama bird.”

steve flushed at that and grimaces.

“please do not ever call me that again.”

and they laugh. and it feels nice.

“hey, uh, are you doing anything this friday?” steve asks, and it feels natural.

“probably looking after max. parents like to go out a lot and leave me with her.”

“well, why don’t you and her come with me and we can catch a movie maybe? she can bring lucas and you two can patch things up?”

“are you asking me on a date, harrington?”

steve’s face gets even redder.

“no, i just meant-like y’know, it would be nice, and i could, um-“

“it’s cool. i’ll come by friday. 5:00? you get lucas, i’ll bring max.”

steve nods. “um, yeah. that sounds good.”

billy smiles softly. “good. and don’t pick some girly movie. max and i like slashers.”

“right. got it.”

“see ya, steve.”

billy nudges him before jogging off, undoubtably late to pick up max.

and steve is frozen. what started as an apology for his own moral compass turned into a date. steve’s going on a date? with a boy? no, it was just a joke. maybe. probably.

he hopes it wasn’t, though.

yessssssss

what ppl don’t get is that this was actually fuel for lesbian monty truther nation (population: me)

I take that all back, Geralt is being a little bitch again. Got to attached to his bard, now he’s leaving to “save him” 😒