IT WOULD!! PLEASEEEE!!!!!

JD dated the other one, didn't he? 😭😭

Brozone meet Yodelers (1/?)

I woke up to the sight of this...wat is going on?

(P.S. Turn the brightness up)

LMAOOOOO

HE'S SO FASCINATING I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR HOURS!!!

Black Hat things I love:

He's simultaneously running a secret shadow organization and is a household name in the business of being a dastardly bastard

He's so spooky mysterious but he puts himself in all the commercials and starts them off like "HI IT'S ME. BLACK HAT"

There's so many fucking paintings of himself. Everywhere. He has to have done at least a few of them himself. He can absolutely see through any and all of them when he wants. He's hiding in one and laughing because nobody can find him.

He laughs too hard and does shit like this

Does he have a cockney accent, or do cockney speakers actually have a Black Hat accent? I don't think his first language is Human. It's very funny to me if while he was meandering through human languages he got to English and went "THAT one. I'm going to speak with THAT accent."

2 hat motherfucker

The teeth that stick out a lil bit

He go >:3

HE LEARNED THE SOONNNNGGGGG!!!!! RADOVID HEARD THAT ONCE!! NOW HE’S USING IT TO SERENADE JASKIER JUST AS HE DID TO HIM!!

“then take me here” AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Just you wait, it gets gayer.

Truly I have been hardwired by having tumblr throughout my teen years and into adulthood to look for every single gay shipping opportunity no matter what. Often when it's not even there. I literally cannot turn this part of my brain off that begins looking for conspiracy-level reasons that the thing I'm watching is actually gay.

And like, I wonder what future generations will be like?

If you have real actual queer rep as a kid do you still spend all your time imagining it with your friends? Or is this particular brand of deranged a tumblr-specific thing?

I have no regrets. We had crumbs and made ourselves feasts in any way we could.

Anyway, this is just to say that I am not yet three seasons in to the 1980s absurdist British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf about two chicken soup machine repairmen and a man-cat stranded alone in space and I am literally unable to stop my brain from forming an earnest and rabid argument for why the chicken soup repairmen are in the midst of an enemies to lovers arc. One of them is dead and a hologram. It doesn't matter. They are going to fall in love. I know it.

I take that all back, Geralt is being a little bitch again. Got to attached to his bard, now he’s leaving to “save him” 😒

tbh, I think it would have been better if Jaskier was the one to kill the monster on the boat. It would have done well for his rivalry plotline in this episode, it was a huge missed opportunity! One can only imagine the way Geralt would react...

LMAOOOOO

What have you gotten yourself into Draco?

Day 6 of inktober ! Getting some nearly headless Nick in the game. „Spirit“ in it’s literal sense

They didn't wear those adorable little hats in second year, did they? I don’t care. I love them.

Hope you had a nice week ✨🌻

Take care 🐝🌻✨

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