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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

honestly its gay as fuck to even be a man

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

everyone shut up and look at this

horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source

Afternoon nap

and then they cat napped together 🙂‍↕️

print(1) | print(2) ‪‪❤︎‬

Thank god for the duck 😭

Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

His lil sandles

(via)

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

(x)

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

You two go cringe together then lol

In every generation there is a chosen one…

One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. 

Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No! My stove still has that caked on caramel that I need to bust out an SOS pad to take care of, one of our big pots is still sitting in the sink, and somehow a kitty kibble unearthed itself while I was wiping down the stove (?? how??).. but the kitchen looks a LOT better. It’s once again an inhabitable, usable space.

Parents, bosses, teachers, even my own self, harp upon absolute perfect completion of a task as the be all and end all of a job well done, but god damn, my kitchen isn’t terrible because I took the time to improve it. Little steps, especially when you’re struggling, are important. They mean a LOT. They are a sign that you won, if only in that brief moment, and they make getting all the other stuff done so much easier later on down the road. 

let's get burgers 49 "coming out"

Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

Abolish Tesla.

Care for a drink?

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

why have i been disgraced