I Just Think He’s Neat :)

Nobody makes Present Mic's husband cry and gets away with it.

Missing my beloved* today 💔

*my eye drops

Me: oh it's my son!

My fiance: you say that about every single character, who are you referring to

Me: damn you got me there

Hey guys, make sure when you apply to a job you check when the place opens and closes first. Otherwise your opening shift could be at 4:30am which means you have to wake yourself up at 3am to make it there on time!

Forever chasing the high of my fiance telling me my hair looked cool

denki teehee

when I was in high school we used to have a lot of events at the end of the school year but the one everyone most looked forward to without fail was the massive dodgeball tournament between grade levels. freshmen played sophomores, juniors played seniors, the winners played each other, and then the reigning champions did battle with the teachers. anyway I think this event would be both incredibly dangerous and universally beloved at UA