Coffeecollections - Erasermic Brainrot 🖤💛

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Apparently, if you stay up all night after a weekend of drinking the hangover can't hurt you

Sometimes you just need some spicy shrimp tempura + spicy chicken ramen on a rainy, cold day to really set you up right for the upcoming week

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

practice

Hey guys, make sure when you apply to a job you check when the place opens and closes first. Otherwise your opening shift could be at 4:30am which means you have to wake yourself up at 3am to make it there on time!

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

My brother has been here for fifteen minutes and he's already not letting me breathe.

Him: what's with the bandana on your head

Me: oh it's to keep my hair out of my face? I have a weird widow's peak that I ruined by shaving it off for years for cosplay and I'm trying to grow it back out so it blends more with my hair?

Him: yeah but you didn't come up with that on your own. Which anime character did you get this from?

Me: WOW

He looks pretty in the sunset