I Hate To Say It But Sometimes You Have To Lie To Kids. You Have To Stretch The Truth A Little To Save

I hate to say it but sometimes you have to lie to kids. You have to stretch the truth a little to save your own sanity. You have to pull the wool over their eyes just so you can sit down for fifteen seconds.

Yes, the chair is tired from spinning so much, we need to give him a break.

No, we can't go to the park when it's raining because they have to take apart all the park toys to keep them from rusting in the rain.

I'm sorry we can't buy that toy right now, another family reserved it and they're on the way to pick it up.

No you wouldn't like this, it's spicy.

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4 months ago

when I was in high school we used to have a lot of events at the end of the school year but the one everyone most looked forward to without fail was the massive dodgeball tournament between grade levels. freshmen played sophomores, juniors played seniors, the winners played each other, and then the reigning champions did battle with the teachers. anyway I think this event would be both incredibly dangerous and universally beloved at UA


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1 month ago

@plusultraetc was very kind and tagged me in this ask game!

Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

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So Tired Trying to See from Behind the Red in My Eyes (Sour Note Series)

Untitled Yamada's Turn for a Bad Day (Sour Note Series)

I've Been Denying How I Feel, You've Been Denying What You Want (Sour Note Series)

I'd Burn the City Down Just to Show You the Light

EraserMic + Class A (needs a better title)

Girl Dad Aizawa (needs a better title)

I don't have many mutuals so I won't tag anyone, but feel free to steal! This is super cute. And thank you in advance for any asks I shall receive


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3 months ago

'mic actually has one of the coolest and most powerful quirks its just underappreciated' i say as im dragged into the void


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2 months ago
Tokoyami Redraws
Tokoyami Redraws

Tokoyami redraws


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1 month ago

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all


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3 months ago
Okay I Tried To Draw Mic With His Hair Up. There’s So Much Of His Hero Look That I’m Not Good At

Okay I tried to draw Mic with his hair up. There’s so much of his hero look that I’m not good at drawing 😭


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