They Hate Me For Finding Romance In The Violent & Violence In The Romantic. Also For The Killing

i feel great

It's really goofy writing angst of a blorbo who's already heavily tortured in canon. Like one would think that they should get a break and have a nice fluffy AU fic where they get to rest. No. Torture labyrinth for nine thousand years

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I want to eat this man. (Affectionate)

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

i DARE you to call me a freak. that's my preferred prefix, loser. i am a freakish little beast, with horrid claws and spiraling teeth. i am also. cooler than you

she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING