need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers
i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes
zombies, do your “zombie symptoms” ever just randomly get worse?? like i feel extra zombie. i’m WAY more snarly and hungry and feral and want to rip tear shred and feel like i’m actively decaying and need to attack someone then scamper away
i will be treating myself to mac and cheese for the feel betters
pronouns: anytherian and otherkinwoking on an undenyably cringe alien comicnerodivergentsilly little guy
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