Attention All Celestial Beings, Deities, Demons, And Other Ethereal Entities Inhabiting Mortal Meat Suits:

Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

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hi guys so....the guy i talked about in a previous post has done smth again. its below if youd like to read what i have to put up with

so i gave him a (very late) bday gift and he like told me the notes in it that i wrote were interesting (literally was just telling him id give him more money when i got paid and that if he wanted a specific snack/drink id get it for him) and i couldnt remember what i had wrote so he told me to call him when i got home, so i did. and he proceeded to be like "so you dont remember so i could just make stuff up" and then he like was all "no i shouldnt say this" over and over till he did and he said, and i shit you not idk why he said or thought this but he said "it says, youd give me head"(smth along those lines) and like…..what….1) it aint even that bad and 2) why did you feel the need to say that….coulda been anything else(i also told him i wouldnt tell anybody cuz he didnt want me telling anybody but im a liar so here you go, analyze this and tell me im not crazy) but also afterwards he just like started going on about italian brain rot for like 20 minutes before actually reading me what i had wrote….i cant stand this fucker