Real Observations Since I Started Wearing A Wizard Hat Daily:

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

I want to eat this man. (Affectionate)

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

to all my mutuals who like my og posts i love you, i cherish you, you deserve to be happy, im getting closer, i will find you

The Last of Us — 2.01 “Future Days”

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

"puppy want a treat??"

Puppy want to end it but yeah a treat would be cool