Cokrouch - COCKROUCH

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

I love being a siren <3

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

"Alterhumanity cannot be physical-"

*LOUDEST INCORRECT BUZZER KNOWN TO MAN(and creature)KIND + CROWD BOOING*

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol