minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
i need him tortured and bleeding on it
Hai :D
Hai :D
My love language is obsession and insanity
it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
why don’t they make a baby pope.
"you were such a beautiful girl" "You're gonna be an ugly man" WRONG!!!!!! HAPPINESS WILL NOW SHINE OUT OF ME LIKE RAYS OF SUNLIGHT!!!! BEAUTY IS WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR HEART!!!! WHAT USE IS A PRETTY FACE WITH A ROTTING MISERABLE SOUL
pronouns: anytherian and otherkinwoking on an undenyably cringe alien comicnerodivergentsilly little guy
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