Sorry For Biting Through A Soda Can To Show Off How Strong And Sharp My Fangs Are. That Wasn't Very Human

it should be okay for me to slap the hell out of anyone that calls me selfish for not wanting to have children

Goober

ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

crumb comics dump

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

i’m like if dracula was a teenage boy and spent all his time blasting mcr in his room

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this