@lucidobserver @jaundice-flynn

why must everything i do be because i "like" it, why cant i do it out of spite? why cant they coexist? mustnt they be able to coexist? i think we could do things out of spite and out of love

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

every time you repost this ladybug, a terf learns they've been trans this whole time and finds joy instead of being miserable and hateful. <3

Also a senators minecraft house blows up.

i am doomed

angel of blood and thorns

blood, gore and men moaning

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic