Torture Myself Or Torture Myself? Tough Choice

shoutout to the black hole in the living room floor that ive been trying to ignore. btw it's growing

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

I could never disagree with a transmasc canine. Whatever you say stunning

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

no neurodivergent infighting here

slut era (just trying to make new friends)

au where they team up with the power of friendship instead of having beef

It's really goofy writing angst of a blorbo who's already heavily tortured in canon. Like one would think that they should get a break and have a nice fluffy AU fic where they get to rest. No. Torture labyrinth for nine thousand years