A Little Green Alien Has Landed At A Local Gas Station And Is Trying To Buy Cigarettes

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

blood, gore and men moaning

omg heyyyy hiiii hiii!!! ^_^ instakills you

fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eve bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

I don't watch a lot of Batman stuff but my atrocious taste in men has me wanting to maybe watch the 2004 series 😳

Would you like to participate in a Therian virtual school?

My name is andy, and i am making the first virtual therian school.

this school is directed to new people in the therian comunitty, cuz we gonna teach the next things:

how to do quadrobics (step by step)

how to tell it to ur parents

knowledge about ur theriotype

our school is the perfect site to:

meet therians

learn more about ur theriotype

learn how to do quadrobics

In the last class, I will give you a personalized diploma and we will have a group video call on the meet app.

classroom: https://classroom.google.com/c/NzY3NTg4OTIyMjM0?cjc=hicyvwxm