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I Even like His Shocking Pickup Lines

I Even Like His Shocking Pickup Lines by kirishimaunbreakable

“You’re just so.. so..” Hard to look away from, didn’t sound like something Shinsou wanted to say out loud.

“Irresistible?”

“Infuriating.”

But he’s not and Shinsou hates it. Until he doesn’t.

Words: 3422, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kirishima Eijirou, Sero Hanta, Ashido Mina, Bakugou Katsuki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Eri

Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Shinsou is in class 2-B, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Sexual orientation discovery, Kaminari Denki is a Dork, Shinsou Hitoshi is Bad at Feelings, Kaminari Denki Can’t Flirt With People He Actually Likes

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/20813198

What if Todoroki and Deku get really close in terms of friendship and hold hands most of the time and they don’t realise they’re actually in love with eachother for the longest time. They think that’s just stuff you do with your best friend. They’ll walk through the whole school not leaving eachothers side and holding hands. They’ll even kiss eachother on the cheek as goodbyes when they leave. Everytime someone mentions it, they’re like: “We’re just best friends?? That’s what best friends do??” They’re also overly protective of eachother. On one day, when the cheek-kisses become more common and they don’t just do it for goodbyes anymore, Denki tells them “Dude. That’s gay. You’re gay. For eachother. Have you not realised that you don’t kiss your best friend on the cheek that’s what you do with your partner.” and they’ve never really noticed that Bakugo and Kirishima don’t act like that even though they’re best friends and they start to realise they don’t wanna be with anyone else except eachother and that they wanna stay together forever. After a long time of thinking they make it official that they’re dating and they’re the most lovey-dovey couple in school. The end.

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Daminette/Maribat Fairy Tail OVA

So this is my final part of my Fairy Tail Au. This will be like a bonus section just extra little snippets that didn't make it to the main story so it will be shorter than my other parts. Enjoy

Part 1

Part 2

Sometime around when Marinette first joined

Marinette: So Barry is a speed mage, Arther in a Water mage that can turn his body INTO water, Diana is an equip mage, and Clark is a Fire God-slayer like Jon.

Damian: That's right

Marinette: So what type of magic does your dad have?

Damian: Oh he doesn't have magic, just a bunch of gadgets

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Damian following Marinette around

Damian: Watch out Angel

Damian lifts Marinette up by her waist to avoid Wally running by

Marinette smiling: Thanks Damian

Damian blushing: No problem

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Sometime before the opening ceremony on the Grand Magic Games

Wally speeding by Team Hatchlings: LUCKY!!!

Wally sped towards a pink hair girl dressed in all black, engulfing her in a hug before kissing her

Marinette: Who's that?

Jon: That's Wally's girlfriend, Jinx.

Damian: They've been together a few years now, but she's part of a different guild so they don't get to see eachother as much as they would like

Marinette: That's so romantic

The younger members of the guild watch as Wally zips away only to return a few seconds later with a red rose

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After Team Hatchlings First Offical Mission with 2 blocks of town destroyed

Jon: Oh man we really made really made a mess this time

Damian sighing: I guess we can say goodbye to the reward this time

Marinette: Actually I have something that can help

Damian and Jon give her A hopeful look

Marinette: Open gat of Creation, Tikki!

Tikki: What do you need Marinette?

Marinette: We need to fix some damage

Tikki: Right away, Miraculous Ladybug!!

As Tikki cast her magic thousands of ladybugs appeared and wherever they passed the damaged was fixed

Damian hugging Marinette: Way to go Angel

Jon joining in on the hug: You are never leaving us

Marinette laughs and hugs her boys back

She can tell that she is going to stay with these two

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After Team Adrien's first mission without Marinette

Nino: Oh wow dudes we really cause some damaged

Half the town was destroyed

Alya: It's okay Marinette will take care of it like always. It's the only thing she's good for

Lila laughing: You're so right Alya

Lila and Alya high fived eachother

Adrien: Guys did you forget? Marinette left the team

Alya: Oh no that's right

Lila: Then who's going to clean all this up

The mayor of the town walkd up to the 4 glaring

Mayor: You four are and you won't be getting the reward either

Lila: That's not fair! You can't do that!

Mayor: YOU CAUSED MORE DAMAGED THEN THE DARK WIZARD YOU CAUGHT! EITHER YOU FIX OUR TOWN OR WE CALL THE GRAND MAGIC COUNCIL!!!

The four nodded their heads terrified

They got straight to work and finished about 4 weeks later

They returned to the guild late, tired, and with no money

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A couple of months after Marinette joined Damian and Jon

Marinette: Do you guys think we need a team name?

Damian: What did you mean, Angel?

Marinette: I mean the Masters call their team The Justice League, that's how they got the guild name. Dick, Kori, Rachel, Garfield, and Victor are the Teen Titans. And Tim, Wally Megan, Connor, Kaldur, and Artemis are Young Justice. So shouldn't we have a name as well

Jon: You're right we should have a name! But what should it be

Marinette: My last team was called Team Adrien

Damian: How narcissistic. No we need a better name.

Dickwalking up to the younger kids: What are you guys talking about?

Damian: We're trying to think up a team name

Dick: But you guys already a team way

Jon confused: No we don't

Tim joining in: Yes you do

Marinette: What is it?

Jason also joining in: Team Hatchling!

Damian glaring: That is NOT our team name

Dick: It's not? Everybody calls you that

Jon: No they don't

Dragon Slayers besides Damian: Yes we do

Rest of the guild: Yes we do

Guild Masters: Yes we do

Jason: It's because you're the youngest and so cute

Jason look down at the two glaring boys and the wide eyed Marinette

Jason: Well at least Pixie Pop is

Marinette: Well I guess we have our team name

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After the Grand Magic Games

Marinette running into the guild

Marinette: GUYS! GUESS WHAT I WAS CHOSEN TO DO A INTERVIEW WITH SORCERER'S WEEKLY!

The girl of the guild surrounded Marinette congratulationing her and talking over the details

Stephine: Congratulations Marinette! I guess you finally made it

Kori: That is a great honor Marinette!

Damian: What?

Marinette: Apparently I'm also going to be the center fold

Barbra: Way to go Starlight. When is it?

Damian: What?

Marinette: Next week at the beach

Dick: Way to go Stardust!

Damian: WHAT?

Damian was ignored throughout the whole conversation

Everybody knew he was just being possessive of his mate

Damian and Jon were going to follow Marinette to her interview to make sure nothing happened to her

Damian also dragged his brothers along under the guise of back up but really he was hoping they would be their rowady selves and ruin the photoshoot

Which backfired greatly

Marinette wore a off the shoulder blue crop top and a pair of jean shorts

It wasn't as revealing as most center fold out fits but it still made Damian's blood boil with jealousy

Somehow through their antics Dick was dragged into the photos aswell

They were doing a kinda siblings photoshoot with Dick swing Marinette around

Photographer: That's it act like you just got a big bowl of your mama's spaghetti

Damian glares at Jon

Jon: What?

Damian: Your mom is the owner and top reporter of Sorcerer's Weekly call her and make them stop

Jon just laughed at his friends antic shaking his head

Louis is the one who suggest Marinette for this no way would she stop it

When the article came out it wasn't as bad as Damian thought

Sure there was a lot of cute and some saucy pictures of Marinette, but there was also a lot of her and Dick playing around

And there was one of her kissing Damian on the cheek as he glared at the camera.

Jon is the only person who knew Damian requested that they send a copy of that picture to him

And if Damian can help 9t Jon will be the ONLY person who will ever know

A week later Jason found out and told everyone

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My 9 year old sister calls that a "happy episode"

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Daminette/Maribat Fairy Tail Au Part 2

Part 1

As the months turned into years Marinette's bond grew stronger with her spirits and her guild mates

Durning this time she gained 2 more golden gate keys, Pollen spirit of subjection, and Kaalki spirit of teleportation

Kaalki was one of Damian's favorite spirit because most of the time she eliminated the need for long travel on vehicles that make him sick

Marinette was able to use star dress with Tixx and Pollen now, but Kaalki refused to do it so far, which Marinette respected

Damian, Marinette, and Jon's team became one of the top teams in the guild

Though they didn't have an official name a lot of the other guild members called them team Hatchling much to their chagrin

Marinette also noticed that Damian was very protective of her

He still let her fight and go on missions with other people, but he was also quick to shield her or step in front of her when facing off against dark wizards

Marinette acted like she was annoyed with it sometimes, but really she was flattered and couldn't help but feel a little flustere at his actions

Jon sometimes joked that he felt like a third wheel, but never made him feel left out or unwanted

They were a tight knit team so much so that when Marinette, the youngest of the group, turned 18 they decided to pool their money and buy a house together

They ended up buying a nice 2 story house close to the guild

It had 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms

It was decided early on after Damian almost burned down the kitchen that cooking would be left to Marinette and Jon and Damian would do any repair work that was needed around the house

About a month after moving in together Marinette started to wake up with Damian in her bed

Not like that you weirdos

Marinette would go to sleep alone in her bed and wake up snuggling with Damian

Not that she minded, but she did wish that he would at least ask before he snuck in

Damian claimed no knowledge in how he got in her bed

He says that he would fall asleep in his own bed and wake up in hers

When he told his brothers they all got the same smug look

Dick: oh you're growing up so fast hatchling

Jason: I guess we should be expecting wedding bells in the future now, huh?

Tim: Should have known, you wouldn't bring just anybody back to the guild with you

Damian: What are you morons babbling about? And I brought Marinette back because she's a powerful wizard

Dick: We're talking about how you are showing all the signs of a dragon slayer whi has found his mate

Damian: WHAT?!?!

Jason: That's right Demon Spawn, it looks like you found your mate

Tim: Dick acted the exact same way when he first met Kori

Damian continued to deny it until one day he found Marinette trying on her new white sundress that flowed around her like water

Something just clicked in his brain

Marinette was his mate no doubt about it

Now he only had to tell Marinette that

And he had every intention to tell Marinette there was just never a good time

As time past the Grand Magic Games approached

This is the first year that Damian, Jon, and Marinette were competing along with Dick, Jason, and Tim

This was also the first year that Marinette's old guild was competing

Their team consisted of Adrien, Alya, Nino, Lila, Natalie, and Ms. Bustier

Unknown to the Justice League guild Grabriel had a nefarious plot cooking up

Gabriel had ordered Lila and Natalie to try and get Marinette's keys no matter what

Marinette was the only person who stood in his way of attaining the final 6 golden keys

Once he gets those keys his wish can be granted and nobody will be able to stand in his way ever again

This wasn't the first time he tried to get the keys from the blasted girl

He sent wizard after wizard to get those keys and all were defeated and either sent back or sent off to jail

He even tried to send a dark guild after the girl and that led to her joining freaking Justice League!

He hoped that with all of the choas from the Grand Magic Games that getting the keys would be easy

Oh boy was he wrong

Marinette was nervous

This would be the first time Marinette would see her old guild in about 3 years

She hoped for the best, but new she wouldn't get it

And she was proven right as her, Damian, and Jon were making her away back to their hotel after exploring the city when they were stop by her old team

Alya: Oh if it isn't the weak little wizard that abandoned us

Marinette sighing: Hey guys how is it going

Lila: Great our team's status has gone way up since you left. We should have kicked you off the team way before

Marinette: You didn't kick me out I left on my own after you abandoned me with no way to protect myself from a dangerous wizard

Nino: Dont be so dramatic dudette. It's not like you got seriously hurt or anything.

Lila: In all honesty the only downside was losing that quick clean up your spirit did. You should have really left her and the rest of your keys with us.

Lila held out her hand like she actually expected Marinette to hand over her keys to her

Marinette stepped back covering her keys with her hands

Damian stepped in front of Marinette and Jon stepped closer to her side

Damian: You know compulsive rings are illegal. Luckily for us we were trained on how to spot those and other illegal rings right away, because their weakness is awareness

Lila growled under her breath

Why couldn't Marinette make this easy for her. It's not like she even deserve those keys

Adrien glaring: And who are you?

Jon: I'm Jon her guildmate

Damian: I'm Damian her...Guildmate!

Damian wanted to say mate, but he still hadn't had that talk with her yet about it and this was definitely not how he wanted her to find out

Alya snorting: Anothe rguild actually took you in? Who did you trick to pull that off

Marinette: I didn't trick anybody! I earned my spot in Justice League!

Marinette showed off her guild mark to her ex-friends

All their jaws dropped

Damian: That's right so unless you want to make some very powerful enemies you'll leave us alone

Damian wrapped his arm around Marinette's shoulder and lead her away from her ex-guild mates with Jon on her other side running her arm in comfort

The games started the next day full of different competitions and different match ups

Marinette hadn't had to go one on one against her ex guild yet until she was put up against Lila in a match up

The two girls stood across from eachother glaring

Lila in the taunting voice how about we make this more interesting Dupen-Cheng. If I win I get your celestial keys if you win I will admit every lie I've ever told

Marinette glaring even harder: NO WAY LILA! No decent celestial wizard would trade their keys away on a bet. My spirits are my friends. No, they're more than that they're my family, I would rather die then let you touch even 1 of them!

Lila with and evil glint in her eye: So be it. If you win it's not like it would actually count. You'll just hide behind you spirits the whole time

Marinette glared at the girl wanting to prove her wrong

The battle that followed was brutal

Marinette didn't call her celestial spirits right away she used her star dress to fight Lila

She would switch between her star dresses impressing the crowd

She switch from ladybug, to black cat, to turtle, which was a soldier looking outfit, to Bee, which was black overall shorts with a yellow off the shoulder crop top striped tights and yellow converses with her hair in a bun.

Marinette finished Lila using her fox star dress creating a illusion of herself to lure Lila out and knocked her out with a blow to the back of her head

Marinette won

She felt a weight ahe didn't realize was there lift off her shoulders

She just proved that everything Lila had ever said about her and other celestial wizards wrong

She felt her teammates engulf her in a hug yelling congratulations before lifting her up and carrying her out of the stadium cheering

The rest of the games were just as exhilarating the final match up that will decide if Justice League or Miraculous Moth would win the whole tournament was between Damian and Adrien

Damian remember all the times Marinette cried over how her old team treated her and he wanted revengs

Nobody treated his mate like that and got away from it

The battle was brutal if one boy gained the upper hand the other would take it back quickly

But Damian won the match up and the tournament with a well time shadow dragon roar

Justice League piled into the stadium surrounding Damian as they cheered over their victory as Adrien was being carried out by medics

Marinette squeezed her way through the crowd reaching Damian

Marinette: Congregations Damian you did great

Damian: Thanks Ang-

Marinette cut him off with a kiss on the lips

Damian froze for a moment before wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her back enjoying every second of it

The two vaguely registered that the cheering seemed to get louder but ignored it

The guild continued the celebrate throughout the night

Most of the guild was so hungover the next day that they had to put off leaving till another day

A decision they would soon regret as they were attacked the next day by Miraculous Moth

Apparently Grabriel was tired if waiting and decided to attack Justice League whe. He thought they would be at their weakness

Miraculous Moth wasn't as powerful as as Justice League, but they had more members

It was 4 to 1

But Justice League refused to give down without a fight

The battle that followed destroyed half of the town they were in

Luckily Barry, Wally, and Kaalki were able to work together using speed and teleportation magic to get the civilians out of the town

During the climax of the battle Marinette finally learned what type of magic her former guild master possessed

He was a celestial wizard just like her

He also had 6 golden gate keys

During the fight Marinette called put Tikki and Plagg while having Wayzz star dress while Gabriel called his own spirits

Gabriel: Give up you stupid girl! You're no match for me!

Marinette hiding behind her shield: Why are you doing this?

Grabiel: To bring back my wife and to gain power over the celestial king

Marinette: You're planning on using the 12 golden gate keys to form a key for the celestial king!?! That will destroy the other spirits! IT WILL KILL THEM!!! I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS!

Gabriel: And what are you going to do about it?

Marinette darted her eyes around trying to think of a solution when her eyes landed on Damian and she remember a spell her grandfather taught her. One that only the most powerful celestial wizards could cast, and one that must only be used in emergencies.

Marinette closed Tikki's and Plagg's gates before yelling to Damian

Marinette: DAMIAN CATCH!

Marinette threw her keys to Damian who gave her a confused looked but trusted Marinette and her apparent plan

Marinette charged towards Gabriel not dropping her star dress until the very last minutes

Marinette grabbed his keys not letting go as Gabriel tried to claw them out of his hands: Scattered these keys to the four winds. Use the stars as their guide to lead them to partners. Let them shoot across the sky like falling stars and hope that they land within good hands!

As Marinette finished her spell Gabriel's key ring exploded sending his keys across the continent.

The shock wave from the explosion pushed Marinette and Gabriel back

The shock was just what Justice League needed to end the battle and win

Gabriel: NNNOOOOO!!! What have you've done?

Marinette: I've scattered your keys and I won't let you hurt any of them ever again.

With the battle over and Miraculous Moth in custody life was able to settle down

Damian was finally able to talk to Marinette about them being mates

They started dating and 2 years in after a sorcerers' weekly article (a/n: going to do a seperate ova post telling that story) Damian marked her as his mate showing everybody they were together forever

Team Hatchlings adventures continued on for many years

Through marriage, kids, and old age the team of three remained the best of friends, Damian and Marinette welcoming Jon's wife into their team with open arms

No matter what the friends stuck together and fought for what was not only for themselves and their friends but for the future.

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