Edit Because I Think This Is Being Misinterpreted: The Aroace Tag Is Not Colored, It's A Petition For

Don’t smoke, kids!

in honor of the uptick of bowser x luigi and king boo x luigi fan art i’ve been seeing recently 😭

i’m sure this exists somewhere already but surprisingly i have not come across anything of the sort so here

What a glorious headcanon. It's mine now

does hickory have insane climbing abilities like goats have? bc the hooves?

yes.

i'm also taking this ask to talk about a related headcanon for hickory i lean into.

like, the picture i wanna paint with him (the cliff-scaling hooves, the smidge-like strength, the crazy competency with tools and whatnot) is one where all the elements are working together to hide something he's compensating for;

hickory has brittle/sickly troll hair.

roll with me; we don't see him use his hair for anything, right? he doesn't leverage it when building the raft, or when attempting to fight chaz, or the funk bubble. and even though growly pete uses his hair like a lasso, hickory employs actual rope for it.

ergo! weak troll hair.

he can barely stretch it, it hurts when he does, and it's more likely to rip out of his scalp than pull something else in.

this is a closely guarded secret in the bounty hunting world. he's told very few people, and trusts even fewer to touch it.

i dare you. i fucking dare you. to draw bowuigi with their ACTUAL size difference.

this is straight from the odyssey.

Edit: yeah yeah, they change size every game, whatever. MY POINT STILL STANDS. BIG MAN BOWSER. GIMME.

audio from here lawl

when you come out as a trans man

LP got Donald

Loopy got Della,

It's a win-win

You're welcome (for cooking with this ship)

wheres Donny ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Gyro being in the picture Flintheart uses to reference Scrooge's family is so important to me

It's me lol