DND Character Who Accidentally Becomes A Paladin At Their Wedding Bc They Meant Their Wedding Vows A

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

He has a crush but shh no one tell him

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

sorry i can’t come i’m too busy hurting my own feelings over nothing

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back