Paying For The Fire Department Stops Neighborhoods From Burning Down. It Prevents Suffering.

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

nonbinary people & people who dgaf about gender i love you and you're fucking amazing. you're wonderful i am very glad you are alive. please take $200 and pass go.

"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you

Planette: Mars

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Franz Kafka, 1912

not to be a slut but i would love to sleep next to someone