I Saw A Post On Twitter By A European Saying Americans Are Fake For Their Random Compliments To Strangers

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

The story arc of Katara & Zuko  Suggested by x

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you

sorry i can’t come i’m too busy hurting my own feelings over nothing