Just Because You Haven’t Seen Something Doesn’t Mean It’s Not There. EPIC (2013) Dir. Chris Wedge

*breathing heavily till I'm about to pop like a balloon cause FINALLY, F I N A L L Y, there's at least a form of nsfw shit involving him!! I'm currently rolling all over the floor like a big ass sausage while squealing*

I hope I don't sound weird for asking this, but do you do nsfw asks? If not that's fine, sorry if me asking was weird. But if so?

Do you have any nsfw dating headcanons for mandrake? or ship stuff?

P.S I love your headcanons for epic, they're so awesome! lol I just got into epic, and I love reading them.

Not weird at all! Glad you enjoy them, I enjoy writing them!

Mandrake x Reader NSFW

NSFW under the cut

Oh boy!

First things first, Mandrake is not someone who sleeps around.

Not only is he usually busy, ruling a hoard and waging war on a forest is a full-time job, but he just generally does not have the drive or interest for it.

Now in a relationship? 👀👀👀👀👀

Mandrake’s pretty dominant in bed but catch him in a mood and he will get on his knees for you. Open to being restrained or on his back, but you’ll have to get him there first.

He LOVES giving you pleasure, it doesn’t matter how or when, seeing you in bliss in more pleasing than anything else he could want.

Servicing you in bed is definitely his kink, he’d get drunk off of your moans if he could.

Strong arms, big hands, nice lips? Oh yeah, he’s DEFINITELY a master at eating you out. Will hold you down with his arms wrapped under your legs as he goes down on you. Hell, he’d make a meal out of you.

Very touchy, likes being close to you, whether your back is to his chest or you are facing each other, he acts like he’ll die if he doesn’t get as close as he can to being under your skin.

He’s big on praising, telling you how perfect you are and how good you feel as he’s thrusting into you, groaning into your ear about how he’d been waiting for the chance to be alone with you all day, etc.

Meanwhile, among all the dirty talk and praises and sweet nothings, he’s biting your shoulders and neck and thighs, taking handfuls of your flesh and squeezing wherever his hands can reach.

Takes pride in marking you up, you do not leave any session without bruises and bites and hickeys and he tries to get you to show them off.

You’re his, after all, he wants others to know how good he makes you feel.

On the same line as that, he’s loud and I mean he has little shame in keeping quiet.

You belong to each other, why would he be concerned about others knowing what they are doing?

But if you insist “fineeeee”, although he’s going to be an ass about it. Will definitely tease you if you get a little loud after you tell him to be quiet, though.

Always a tease, in and out of bed. Hope you’re ok with innuendos because he’s always going to be bringing up the stuff you two do behind closed doors. Say the word and he’ll stop, boundaries.

Would never, EVER, do anything without your consent. Knowing that you want something just as much as him is the most attractive trait he think anyone can have and if he even senses a little bit of uncomfortableness, he’ll stop and check in on you.

Breeding kink…nuff said.

When all is said and done and he’s spent (all though he has a lot of endurance and stamina) he will pull you close and cuddle up next to you. He will check on you, get you water or food, rub away any soreness, etc., etc.

Aftercare is important to him and he’d be damned if he let his mate go untended.

Was definitely not blushing mad while writing this naaaaaaah

Dunno why.

But Star calling the mini-cons “toasters” is so funny.

Is it the delivery?

The fact that he even knows what toasters are, and how he compares the mini-cons to everyday human household appliances?

I don’t know. It’s just hilarious to me.

rewatched the great mouse detective. whole time I was thinking ‘damn ratigan really is just like 800 grams max’ lmaoo like i cant get over the fact that the characters are just tiny lil guys. 

shat these out on twitter a lil bit ago but i want to get back into posting here so have some IRL Ratigan LOL

these are actually so fun to do tho fr. giving rats clothes is a fun drawing warmup

me grimlock professional artist

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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I need to draw Ragna and the kiddos more but there's muscle mommy :3

The Halfbreed Who Gained What He Lost

Charismatic, Charming, and Surprisingly arrogant in a naïve way.

by @amandakilljoy

Nash's story starts off as a child who was seemingly human at first, but his adoptive mother, Nadalia, took notice that he was a halfbreed, crossed between Hjaellin and Levande blood, as he grew he was taught certain trades, golem repair, leatherworking, and cobbling, but he was never taught to fight due to the peaceful lifestyle Levende are accustomed to.

This would unfortunately lead to the loss of his village. at the age of 15 he experiences his first raid, and through the carnage he was stowed away by Nadalia in a wine cellar. when the raid was over, the village was nothing but rubble, like a tornado had taken the village. The only remnants of his village was his blanket and two golems he was able to repair. one day after Nash fell to heat exhaustion and his golem friends could do nothing to help, soon guardsmen on horseback find the boy in the sand, being protected by the golems. They would tend to the boy, bring him in and make him a fresh guardsman.

Learning the art of dueling blades and horseback combat, he would show himself to be a proper trained fighter. he's now 18 (this is where abigore meets Nash btw) Nash was posted at a village with seemingly no status at the time, hardly any illagers nor husks try to attack due to it's small size, it was known as Fermin, but when Nash had his second day as guardman for the village, illagers stormed the small village, one illager with a horned helm fought valiantly, but slopy, causing his defeat in the end, he retreats with only a half of his men, and after that, Nash slowly making fermona his home, using his training from the guardsmen to protect his family, and his adoptive fathers, Doris the armorer and Phospherous the mason slowly over time the population of Fermin started to grow exponentially, and more guardsmen were posted at the now new city, Fermona, the emerald apple, where illager, villager, and human kind, live peacefully.

The Change For The Better

Nash, now in his 20s was slowly becoming the head hero of the village (a simple title just given to him by the home he protects), and when Phospherous and Dorris heard of this, they wanted to make something special for him, gauntlets what were embued the power to control the stone beneath his feet, they knew that Nash had a connection to the earth element due to his spirit and kind nature.

Nash used these gauntlets to materialize stone swords whenever he needed them, it was even better then the iron swords he kept as gifts from the guardsmen.

On the day that Fermona felt the most safe, a mysterious stranger known as The Cloak summoned the undead in the middle of the town square, causing a riot, Nash defeated the cloak, had them arrested, never to be seen again. but this made Nash feel unsafe, knowing there were users of magic that would wish to cause harm, he felt like he had to get stronger.

His fathers helped removed the stones from his gauntlets and forged them into a staff and so he heads off to the color country, stavustrand, and on the coast of the continent was a city known as Oaksend, it was the home of the most prestigious magic school the the west side of the world he stayed there for 15 years, learning geomancy and the magic's before it, turning him now into a geomancer. by @atenman

Over the course of the semester he was shortly wedded to the empire's royal guard captain, Ragna Norisen (@cometgoddess) Character by @cometgoddess

Art by @atenman

unfortunately Nash would have grave news come to him, in a form of an encrypted note with coordinates, it was from Abigore Melbourne, and he was seeking revenge more then ever. when he arrived he was kidnapped by Abigore and brutally battered by the barbarians. before Abigore prepperd to lay the final blow, ragna and the royal guard save the geomancer, sinking the illager general. Shortly after the whole ordeal, they would take the time to grow a happy family With Ragna bringing a boy and a girl into the world, Gloria and Maurice Dunes, they along with ragna are the reason why Nash fights for a free world.

By @cometgoddess

On the day of the final fight between Abigore and Nash, the geomancer was forced to push his magic to it's limits, he would use the earth underhim to make a powerful and sturdy armor to rival the Heart of Wrath (Abigore's final form)

Now living a peaceful life with his family By @artofgerald

By @illwilledomen

There's some pieces unrelated to the post, but still need to be seen by Bill Cipher on discord :3

*BARK BARK* *SNARL* *BARK BARK*

Pretty self-explanatory